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Author Topic: Roll to conquer da hood.  (Read 11625 times)

Playergamer

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #60 on: September 30, 2014, 05:33:04 pm »
Coinstar some of it?
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #61 on: September 30, 2014, 05:37:24 pm »
WHERE IS MY TOMMY GUN?!?!?!
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #62 on: September 30, 2014, 06:59:26 pm »
Hack the game so I can Respawn
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #63 on: September 30, 2014, 11:50:13 pm »
Drop-kick one of the slimeys and run over it to escape.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #64 on: October 01, 2014, 04:41:04 am »
With my drunken insane ramblings, proclaim to be the human incarnation of Cthulu. (so that I am not sacrificed.)
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #65 on: October 01, 2014, 10:56:45 pm »
Respawn as a mosquito and annoy someone.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #66 on: October 01, 2014, 11:33:21 pm »
Spawn. Create Liberal Crime Squad by recruiting random hippies.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #67 on: October 02, 2014, 09:45:26 am »
Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on September 30, 2014, 03:12:44 pm
Find a large blunt or sharp object. Throw it at him, while screaming, "CRIME DOESN'T PAY, MOTHERFUCKER! "
[4]You find a sink and throw it at him, breaking his leg and crushing his muscle. He roars in pain and agony.
Quote from: Playergamer on September 30, 2014, 05:33:04 pm
Coinstar some of it?
[2] Nope. Sorry.
Quote from: poketwo on September 30, 2014, 05:37:24 pm
WHERE IS MY TOMMY GUN?!?!?!
[4] You murder half, and your pal finishes the rest of them. You overhear that the SWAT teams are dispatched right now.
Quote from: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on September 30, 2014, 06:59:26 pm
Hack the game so I can Respawn
[1] No.
Quote from: IcyTea31 on September 30, 2014, 11:50:13 pm
Drop-kick one of the slimeys and run over it to escape.
[6] You dropkick him from the orbit, and find yourself stuck knee deep in cement. You don't see any shoggoths nearby, but you feel that some great force is about to kick your ass.
Quote from: Ultimuh on October 01, 2014, 04:41:04 am
With my drunken insane ramblings, proclaim to be the human incarnation of Cthulu. (so that I am not sacrificed.)
[4]They are overjoyed and force you to eat all of the dead cultists of Cthulu. You eat five, and feel that you are full.
Quote from: drone1230 on October 01, 2014, 10:56:45 pm
Respawn as a mosquito and annoy someone.
[4]You sting someone in his bum and suck out some blood. He is mildly annoyed.
Quote from: Arcvasti on October 01, 2014, 11:33:21 pm
Spawn. Create Liberal Crime Squad by recruiting random hippies.
[5]You recruit a lot of hippies and soon find yourself with many followers skilled in playing music, art and shit like that.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #68 on: October 02, 2014, 09:59:45 am »
Go to the bank?
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Quote from: KingofstarrySkies on June 30, 1974, 05:00:37 am
A troll, most likely...But I hate not feeding the animals. Let the games begin.
Ya fuckin' wanker.   

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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #69 on: October 02, 2014, 12:50:57 pm »
With insane drunken ramblings, order my followers to go recruit even more followers.
Also order them get any booze they can find, because sobriety is hell.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #70 on: October 02, 2014, 02:32:47 pm »
Go to the mugger, step on broken leg, and take the stolen purse back to the woman.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #71 on: October 02, 2014, 04:49:23 pm »
Lay eggs and create an army of mosquitos.
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Quote from: Robsoie on September 15, 2014, 08:38:12 pm
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #72 on: October 02, 2014, 05:05:19 pm »
Use LIBERAL GRAFFITI to reach out to the hearts of the people.
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #73 on: October 02, 2014, 06:54:15 pm »
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Re: Roll to conquer da hood.
« Reply #74 on: October 02, 2014, 07:10:59 pm »
PREPARE TO GO INTO HIDING FOR AWHILE
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