USE COMMUNISM TO MAKE THE WORKERS GIVE ALL THE ICECREAM TO ME
(3)SUCCESS! THE WORKERS AGREE TO GIVE YOU THEIR ICE CREAM.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE WORKERS HAVE NO ICE CREAM.
(ALSO, THAT'S NOT HOW COMMUNISM WORKS. THE WORKERS GIVE THEIR RESOURCES TO THE GOVERNMENT, NOT TO ONE PERSON.)
HAHAHAHAHAHA, I AM THE TRUCK! Transform back and then enjoy all the ice cream inside me!
(2)I'M NOT A FAN OF WEIRD RETCONS, SO NO.
High speed car chase GO! ((So are you still running "roll to level up"?))
(5)YOU GET IN YOUR CAR AND RACE AFTER THE ICE-CREAM TRUCK. THEY SPEED UP.
Punch ice cream truck in face to stop it, and then consume the ice cream contained inside
(3)YOU PUNCH THE TRUCK. UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOES NOT HAVE A FACE, SO IT IS UNAFFECTED. YOUR HAND, HOWEVER, SUFFERS SEVERE DAMAGE.
High speed car chase GO! ((So are you still running "roll to level up"?))
ASSIST BY FUELING CAR AS WE DRIVE
STEAL A PARKED CAR, ASSIST IN CHASE
(5)YOU CATCH UP TO BADLEMONS
THE RACE IS ON
High speed car chase GO! ((So are you still running "roll to level up"?))
ASSIST BY FUELING CAR AS WE DRIVE
(3)YOU MANAGE TO SWIPE SOME FUEL AND GRAB ONTO THE CAR
REFUELING A CAR MID-DRIVE IS PRETTY HAZARDOUS, THOUGH. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TRY?
TELEPORT TO THE INSIDE OF THE ICE CREAM CAR
(2)YOU TELEPORT 0.00000000000000001 MILLIMETRES TOWARD THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
EAT THE LIGHTNING
IN FACT, EAT THE THUNDERSTORM
(5)SUCCESS
YOU HAVE A FEELING THAT LIGHTNING IS BAD FOR YOUR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM, BUT WHATEVER
YOU HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT, LIKE ICE CREAM
EAT ICE ENCASING FROZEN BODY
(4)SUCCESS
YOU ARE COOLED, BUT YOU STILL REALLY WANT SOME ICE CREAM
Transform my hands into metal hooks and grab the bumper of the truck. Slowly climb further onto and into the truck.
(3)YOU TRANSFORM YOUR HANDS INTO METAL INGOTS
GRABBING A BUMPER IS DIFFICULT WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE FINGERS, IT SEEMS
[1]THE ICE-CREAM PEOPLE ATTEMPT TO DEPLOY AN ICE MINE, BUT IT EXPLODES, FREEZING THEM. THE TRUCK WILL CRASH AT THE NEXT TURN!
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