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[Nidilap]

Flee from the scene making aeroplane noises.

(2) you run a bit, but an adult grabs you by the arm! The adult's a cop, and he throws you into the back of a cop car.

"You're in big trouble, you little monster!"

Sleep in an rubbish bin

(4) You ran away from home after your dad died, and now you seek refuge in an alley, hoping tomorrow you can get some cash. You rest well.

Commence drive by on jerk cops. Use my Baby's First Tommy Gun.

(2) Using a nerf gun against police officers doesn't work too well; and in your distraction, YOU CRASH!

Arm myself with another shank and go mug an old lady!

(3) You make another shank and confront an old lady, but her purse only has a few quarters and some stale candy.

Go back to the pawn shop. Tell grandad the bad guys from those wars he fought in are back, and ask if he has any special cool stuff, like magic or a bazooka or something locked in the attic, to fight the bad guys.

(5) Your grandfather goes Rambo, and gives you a Bowie Knife. He takes out a shotgun and waits, ever vigilant.

PANCAKES!

(6) You chew up the knocked out man's hand to a bloody mess; He awakes and screams in terror! He sprints away. Good Neighborhood watching!

[SaberToothTiger]

Snatch her purse and run to Paphi to join forces against the evil commies.

[Salsacookies]

Go and brag to my parents about how I stopped thugs from messing with my stuff.

[SaberToothTiger]

((How old are we? I'm asking because our little group has already killed, wounded, stolen cars and is dangerously close to commiting genocide, and we may still be 7? Goddamnit, when our characters grow up, shit's gon' hit da fan!

[Paphi]

Try my luck for another weapon from grandad before going to meet up with STT.

"Hey, where's that airplane kid?"

[GraveHaunter92]

STEAL LUNCH MONEY FROM A NERD!
THEN BUY CRACK-COCAINE!

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Obtain food and Kitchen knife for self defense

[Nidilap]

Use the car door opposite the policeman to exit the car and take off down a random alley.

(AUTOFAIL) Police cars are specifically made to prevent that.

Snatch her purse and run to Paphi to join forces against the evil commies.

(2) You don't know where Paphi went. Btw you got the purse last turn, no worries.

Go and brag to my parents about how I stopped thugs from messing with my stuff.

(3) You begin to tell your parents about your first "Pokemon" battle, but they are too busy watching the news about a gang member killed by a school and one seriously injured by an unknown vigilante.

Try my luck for another weapon from grandad before going to meet up with STT.

"Hey, where's that airplane kid?"

(4) He takes back the Brass Knuckles and Knife, and gives you a crossbow and some bolts.

STEAL LUNCH MONEY FROM A NERD!
THEN BUY CRACK-COCAINE!

(6) You beat down a nerd, and take his wallet. It has a few thousand dollars in hundred dollar bills. There is also a trace of crack In it. You may have jumped a dealer...

Obtain food and Kitchen knife for self defense

(5) You gain a Few days' worth of homework and a large knife from a Chinese restaurant.

[blazing glory]

Wake up,get out of bed,take a look out the window.

[Salsacookies]

Cheer and yell that I did that stuff they say that's on the news. I'm happy they saw how I defended the town.

[GraveHaunter92]

USE DRUG MONEY TO PURCHASE SWAG AND SWAG ACCESSORIES

[Paphi]

Find STT.

[SaberToothTiger]

I shall scream and shout for Paphi to find me. I will also look for a proper knife around here.

[Nidilap]

Hadoken the door off.

(3) Slamming both your palms against the window, you shatter it into a few large shards. Your hands get bloodied, and you feel faint.

Wake up,get out of bed,take a look out the window.

(1) Uhhh.... So sleepy... What's outside...? You find that out after you crash out of your window.

Cheer and yell that I did that stuff they say that's on the news. I'm happy they saw how I defended the town.

(2) Your parents tell you to "Go play with your friends" while they watch the news.

USE DRUG MONEY TO PURCHASE SWAG AND SWAG ACCESSORIES

(4) You buy a few swagcessories at the mall, but now most of the cash is gone. Wait, there is that dealer you jumped- He's got some big goons with him, three in total!

Find STT.

After following some screams, you find STT.

I shall scream and shout for Paphi to find me. I will also look for a proper knife around here.

(5) You find an impressive Switchblade, very good condition.

Status:
STT and PAPHI are at the park,
SALSACOOKIES is currently home,
AMA is still in a wreck,
GH92 is in the mall,
BLAZING GLORY is lying in his front lawn,
SINVARA is in a police car,
ROC is in ChinaTown.

[Salsacookies]

Go find Sinvara, my best friend, see what he's up to.