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Author Topic: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)  (Read 24183 times)

Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #90 on: September 09, 2014, 05:42:16 pm »

EAT A ACORN
(6) You ascend to godhood
REMEMBER THIS?
(6) it takes time to ascend fully
Direct asteroids to Earth.
(6) you do so, but it will take a while to fall on earth
CONSUME HOUSES
(2) The house are still too big for you
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #91 on: September 09, 2014, 06:07:42 pm »

GROW MORE, DAMMIT
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #92 on: September 09, 2014, 06:21:55 pm »

Calm those fighting against my religion to help stop the new prevalent asteroid threat
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #93 on: September 09, 2014, 06:47:00 pm »

WAIT
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #94 on: September 09, 2014, 08:43:48 pm »

SEND CULT TO FINALLY CAPTURE SEALAND
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #95 on: September 09, 2014, 08:48:59 pm »

Retry to start a prostitustion ring, but start using kidnapping and threats.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.
Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #96 on: September 10, 2014, 01:26:55 am »

GROW MORE, DAMMIT
(5) You grow to the size of an small city
Calm those fighting against my religion to help stop the new prevalent asteroid threat
(2) it does not work
Contact alien life by creating crop circle-like craters on Earth.
(3) you are only able to create a few crop circles
WAIT
(4) You are now almost all godhood
SEND CULT TO FINALLY CAPTURE SEALAND
(6) You did it, but animal rights people are now opposing your cult
Retry to start a prostitustion ring, but start using kidnapping and threats.
(2) Your workers find it too risky to kidnapping
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #97 on: September 10, 2014, 01:53:12 am »

EAT EVERYTHING SMALLER THAN ME
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #98 on: September 10, 2014, 08:23:53 am »

Request the bikers to help me in my new plot.
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #99 on: September 10, 2014, 08:46:06 am »

have all my followers to pray for the gods to save the followers of my religion from the meteors (call for the gods to save us)
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #100 on: September 11, 2014, 06:58:55 am »

Kick the now probably scared shop employees out of my base while I'm awaiting alien contact.
(5) The shop employees are already out of the shop and you are contacted by aliens
EAT EVERYTHING SMALLER THAN ME
(2) You Forgot how to eat
Request the bikers to help me in my new plot.
(3) only an few help you because of how busy they are
have all my followers to pray for the gods to save the followers of my religion from the meteors (call for the gods to save us)
(4) Everyone who follows your religion or is an atheist is immune to the Meteors
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #101 on: September 11, 2014, 07:45:20 am »

create new nation for followers and atheists, use atheists as military force
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #102 on: September 11, 2014, 08:56:52 am »

With my small brothel, get fat stacks from lonely gentlemen!
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #103 on: September 11, 2014, 09:20:11 am »

ASCEND TO GODHOOD
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Re: My First RTD (That I an Gm) - (Minimalism)
« Reply #104 on: September 11, 2014, 05:41:02 pm »

Offer them an alliance and suggest that we both murder the residents of Earth (with myself not being included of course).
(3) They can only send an few Ufos since the rest is busy
create new nation for followers and atheists, use atheists as military force
(2) The nation will decades to complete
With my small brothel, get fat stacks from lonely gentlemen!
(3) You get an few fat stacks
ASCEND TO GODHOOD
(6) You ascend to godhood but several gods are trying to smite you for cheating
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