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Author Topic: A F.A.T.A.L. Experiment: Reboot!-Delayed  (Read 22422 times)

My Name is Immaterial

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A F.A.T.A.L. Experiment: Reboot!-Delayed
« on: August 27, 2014, 02:16:58 am »

Dear Toady One and Threetoe,
If you feel like this might blow up, feel free to lock this thread. No hard feelings. However, I will do my best to ensure that forum guidelines are followed at all times.

Moving on.

Ladies. Gentlemen. Other formal gender designations. [helpme] Most, or at least many of you are familiar with F.A.T.A.L., (From Another Time, Another Land [originally Fanasty Adventure to Adult Lechery]) and the famous review of it by Darren MacLennan & Jason Sartin from RPG.net. However, you may not be as familiar with the rebuttal to the review, penned by the author, Bryon Hall, and another contributor to the game, known as Burnout, or Jason. In their rebuttal, they claim that their goal was to create a system to provide the experience of living in Europe, around 1350 C.E. [They got the tedium down perfectly.] They claim that every single dice roll only improves the experience, enhancing the realism. [Taste the grimebow!]  They claim that if you look past the sexual and racist elements, you have an incredibly in-depth RPG, with mechanics for every single situation, and that's a good thing. They claim that F.A.T.A.L. is not the "homesick abortion of a game" that MacLennan and Sartin accuse it of being. Instead, they state, flat out, that "FATAL is the best role-playing game that there could be!"

I would like to prove one of the two parties right [or at least part way], and one wrong. Why?
To be clear, I do not like F.A.T.A.L. or those who designed it. At all. But I have to know. Is it really that bad? Does it have some redeeming qualities? At all? Can it compare to other systems that were designed to be games?

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So here is what I am proposing. I need four brave volunteers [Scratch that. He meant victims.] willing to be non-judgemental, and put away their prejudices for the length of this game. It will be PBP, because that's what I have time for. Updates will be occasional, and only at night, because, unlike D&D, I do not feel comfortable opening the F.A.T.A.L. PDF/book in public, and especially not at work.

Basic rules:
1. Let's keep this PG 13. All sexual content will be glossed over. All of it. This will be strictly enforced by me.
2. You will roll for everything during character creation. This is F.A.T.A.L., after all. I recommend Random.org.
3. The rule book recommends that minors not play this game. This is something I will not be enforcing, but I am going to recommend that if you are underage, you consider this when you are thinking about participating.
4. There is some required reading. It's not too much, but it's worth it. The review, the rebuttal, and the forum guidelines. [You think he's joking about that last part. He isn't.] I'm really not. Not when it comes to F.A.T.A.L.
5. Don't cheat. [;)] Don't you encourage them!
6. First In, first served.

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Since there is [thankfully] no online F.A.T.A.L. character sheet, I have... *shudder* [It's okay. It's for posterity. It's so no one else has to suffer as you did.] I have, through my own effort and volition, spawned a monster. Nae! An abomination. I made my own F.A.T.A.L. character sheet. The things I do for you people! Currently, I am going to wait until I get four signups, at which point, I will share a copy with each of you. It would help me if I could send it to a gmail account, so only you and I can edit it. I recommend doing as I did, and create an email under your preferred username. Also, if you see anything wrong with it, leave a comment, please!

I should probably have mentioned this earlier, but there's me, and then there's cynical me. [Sup.] While I have put away my prejudices [They're not prejudices if they're true] shut up while I'm talking. While just have put away my prejudices, he hasn't. He'll be hanging out in this thread, grumbling about the fact that we're playing F.A.T.A.L. [Oh boy, will I!]

Thanks for staying with us through this wall of text!

Spoiler: Side note (click to show/hide)

Player list:
BlitzDungeoneer
Harry Baldman
Gentlemen Raptor
Varee

Waitlist:
Again_Dejavu
Alev
Berius
Sheb
« Last Edit: July 02, 2015, 03:28:36 am by My Name is Immaterial »
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Re: A F.A.T.A.L. Experiment: Victim recruiting
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2014, 02:28:06 am »

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Re: A F.A.T.A.L. Experiment: Victim recruiting
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2014, 02:42:40 am »

[I really don't like the smile that just formed on my face.]

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Re: A F.A.T.A.L. Experiment: Victim recruiting
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2014, 02:45:35 am »

Posting to watch this trainwreck.

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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2014, 02:48:36 am »

I'm in.
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Re: A F.A.T.A.L. Experiment: Victim recruiting
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2014, 03:01:31 am »

Posting to watch what will inevitably be a completely beautiful disaster.

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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2014, 03:05:55 am »

Oh god. Oh god.

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What the hell did I just sign up for.
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2014, 03:07:24 am »

Did... did you not know what F.A.T.A.L. is?

It's not too late to go.

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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2014, 03:07:48 am »

PTW you brave beautiful bastards
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« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2014, 03:10:54 am »

Did... did you not know what F.A.T.A.L. is?

It's not too late to go.
Had no clue, but I've committed dammit. I'm not gonna quit yet.
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2014, 03:11:48 am »

Did... did you not know what F.A.T.A.L. is?

It's not too late to go.
Had no clue, but I've committed dammit. I'm not gonna quit yet.
This has got to be the fastest case of stockholm syndrome ever recorded.

Posting to watch. If it fails, let it fail spectacularly!
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« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2014, 03:33:08 am »

Not in.
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Re: A F.A.T.A.L. Experiment: Victim recruiting
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2014, 03:48:22 am »

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You guys are crazy.

I have tried to play (and GM) this game. It's not an easy experience. Anyway, hope you don't die of a heart attack due to stupid rules.

And please tell me you are not rolling in the optional tables for relative size of different parts of the body.

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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2014, 04:17:02 am »

I... might be interested. What do I need to roll? Was it d100 for everything, with peculiar additions? In any case, IN.
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2014, 04:27:09 am »

IN. And may God have mercy on our souls.
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