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[Parsely]

[RENE:3 , SCUM:5] You both shoot again at the same time.

[MISSx2] The Scumbag flinches. The Scumbag's round deflects off the wall, your shot strikes the android in the body. The android sparks and drops the crate it was holding.

Code: (SaberToothTiger) [Select]

RENE MCCONLEY
HP      6/10 LEFT LEG SHOT
PISTOL  x x [o] o o o
LVL     0


Code: (NPC) [Select]

NAMELESS SCUMBAG
HP      10/10
PISTOL  x x [o] o o o
LVL     0


[SaberToothTiger]

"See? If I want to kill, I kill, if I want to play, I play, and killing you will be mighty fun."
Shoot the sucker again.

[Parsely]

[RENE:2 , SCUM:1] The Scumbag has to use both hands to cock his pistol again.

[HIT: Body] Rene shoots the Scumbag in the chest. He hollers and blood spurts from the hole below his left shoulder.

[HIT: Left Arm] You hear another shot and your left arm suddenly goes limp, it's a good thing you're right-handed. You're in a lot of pain right now, you can't keep this up much longer.

Code: (SaberToothTiger) [Select]

RENE MCCONLEY
HP      3/10 LEFT LEG SHOT, LEFT ARM SHOT
PISTOL  x x x [o] o o
LVL     0


Code: (NPC) [Select]

NAMELESS SCUMBAG
HP      5/10 BODY SHOT
PISTOL  x x x [o] o o
LVL     0


[SaberToothTiger]

"Next shot will castrate ya, ya git!"
It's the final shot of mine, shoot him!

[Parsely]

You grit your teeth and fight the waves of pain trying to drown you into unconsciousness. One last shot. You raise your gun, and your legs give. The room tilts and just before you hit the ground you use the last of your strength to pull the trigger.

You don't see the Scumbag's brains spray out the back of his head just before he collapses into a heap because you're already unconscious. A large pool of blood has already formed around you before someone finally happens upon your cold, ghost-white body..

Nameless Scumbag is dead! Rene wins! Level +1!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[RENE:4 , SCUM:3]
Rene rolled [HIT: Head]
Scum rolled [HIT: Body] before you killed him.

Code: (SaberToothTiger) [Select]

RENE MCCONLEY
HP      3/10 LEFT LEG SHOT, LEFT ARM SHOT
PISTOL  x x x x [o] o
LVL     1


Code: (NPC) [Select]

NAMELESS SCUMBAG
HP      -5/10 BODY SHOT, HEAD SHOT
PISTOL  x x x [o] o o
LVL     0


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Execute/Dumbo.exe is the new Challenger!

Issue Your Challenge: Choose an NPC or Player, call them out, then name a PLACE and a TIME.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Code: (BadLemonsXI) [Select]

Jin Lemon
HP      10/10
PISTOL  [o] o o o o o
LVL     0HIM.
OI YOU BITTER YELLOW BASTARD, IF YOU ARE GOING TO STEAL MY DRINK, AT LEAST STEAL IT WHILE I AINT LOOKING!

DEUL TIME!

[BadLemonsXI]

(Alright lets)
Finishes KNIGHT's drink.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING 'A YELL'A BASTED. I'LL TAKE WHAT I WANT FROM WHO I WANT!

DEUL TIME!

[Parsely]

Where are you and what's going on around you, if anything, when you issue the challenge?

[BadLemonsXI]

((since I took a drink or something I guess we are in a bar, and there are a lot of people getting drunk around us. What do you think Execute/Dumbo.exe?))

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

We are in a space-bar, both on opposite sides of a circular metal table which would easily be able to conceal a normal person, with our guns drawn, the server robot is casually mixing and serving drink, there are about no other people here at the moment but the butler is going to pull out its own weapon once we start shooting.

[Parsely]

Ohhhh, so this spacebar is uncharacteristically nice for people of your class?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Ohhhh, so this spacebar is uncharacteristically nice for people of your class?

I feel offended by your comment, dear sir, art though insinuating that we are not of fine class?
Though I only wrote that because the first three rewrites sounded horrible.

[BadLemonsXI]

Ohhhh, so this spacebar is uncharacteristically nice for people of your class?

Why we could be fine space-gentlemen, who just happen to not know how to talk like one. 

[BadLemonsXI]

Oh damn I'm going to be gone for 3-4 days so you's can replace me if you's want  sorry about that.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Oh damn I'm going to be gone for 3-4 days so you's can replace me if you's want  sorry about that.

Awwww, don't worry buddy, see you soon, right?