Agree with heavy cow, fire all weapons at dyson cow!
(4)YOU DON'T REMEMBER WHY YOU ARMED A PLANE THAT WAS INTENDED TO BE USED FOR HEALING, BUT YOU DECIDE NOT TO LET IT GO TO WASTE
YOU SHOOT THE DYSON COW A BUNCH, INFLICTING MODERATE DAMAGE
PLAN WITH GOVERMENTS TO EXPOSE ALL OF EARTH TO SMALL AMOUNTS OF RADIATION IN INCREASING INCREMENTS, THEREBY CAUSING THE NEW EVOLUTION TO MAKE ALL LIFE CAPABLE OF SURVIVING THE RADIATION WAVE
(2)NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT NEW EVOLUTION YET
HAVE COW ANARCHIST FREE DYSON COW FROM THE GOVERNMENT OPPRESSION
(5)UH
IT WASN'T REALLY OPPRESSED
HARMING THE DYSON COW IS NOW ILLEGAL
Make the earth itself a cow due to the improved evolution.
(2)UNFORTUNATELY, THE EARTH ITSELF IS NOT ALIVE, AND IS THUS NOT AFFECTED BY EVOLUTION
GET A SHOTGUN AND KILL MY WAY OUTTA JAIL AND INTO A DENNY'S! I WANT A BURGER!
(5)YOU STEAL A SHOTGUN FROM A GUARD, WHO WASN'T EXPECTING A COW TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT
YOU BLAST YOUR WAY OUT OF JAIL, AND INTIMIDATE A LOCAL DENNY'S INTO PROVIDING YOU WITH A BURGER
(CANNIBAL!)
Run up to the Animal Farm and free my people!
(2)WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "THE ANIMAL FARM"
I WASN'T ABLE TO FIND IT IN THE PREVIOUS POST
ALSO YOU ROLLED A 2 SO IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER
I am left with nothing but my thoughts...
Meditate on what the universe screamed at me.
(1)UNFORTUNATELY, YOU WEREN'T ABLE TO PROCESS WHAT IT SAID
IT WAS TOO LOUD
ABSORB THE RADIATION TO BECOME RADIO-FIRE COW
((Honestly, you guys cannot stop putting the earth in danger.))
(5)ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU'LL GET A BAD ROLL AND TURN INTO A HORRIBLE ABOMINATION
BUT FOR NOW, YOU'RE A COW WITH FIRE SUPERPOWERS
evolve phasing phase through the dyson cow
(2)IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO USE PUNCTUATION, YOU NEED TO AT LEAST SEPARATE YOUR SENTENCE FRAGMENTS
FOR A MINUTE I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO EVOLVE "PHASING PHASE" AND THAT JUST MADE NO SENSE
(BY THE WAY, THE PROPER VERSION OF THAT SENTENCE WOULD'VE BEEN "EVOLVE PHASING. PHASE THROUGH THE DYSON COW."
YOU COULD'VE USED A SEMICOLON, TOO, I GUESS)
Move into secret underground cow-bunker, safe from radiation.
(3)UNFORTUNATELY, YOU FORGOT TO INSTALL RADIATION SHIELDS
IT WILL ONLY PROTECT YOU FOR ONE TURN
Er... Try to slightly calm people, as I can't freak them further at this point.
(2)PEOPLE ARE TOO BUSY PANICKING TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOU
START HYSTERIA COLLEGE
EDUCATE MASSES ABOUT BEST WAYS TO BE HYSTERIA
(2)HYSTERIA IS CONSIDERED TO BE AN UNWISE CAREER CHOICE
(MAINLY BECAUSE IT'S NOT ACTUALLY A CAREER)
YOUR COLLEGE GOES BANKRUPT
Start a cow ranch on the moon, geneticly modify cows to be able to survive on moonstone.
"MOO!"
(1)YOU COWS TURN INTO HORRIBLE MONSTERS
THEY KILL AND EAT YOU
Eat spehss minerals to gain health.
(3)THEY'RE NOT VERY FILLING
ALSO, HOW WOULD THEY HEAL YOU?
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
BUT WHATEVER, YOU REGAIN 1% HP
HEAT-O-METER
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RADIATION DISTANCE: 3
PANIC STATUS: 2SPOOKED4ORDER
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Topic: ROLL TO COW CHAPTER III: MONSTER COWS ON THE MOON (Read 16319 times)