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[Tawa]

[2-1]You can't tell whether or not you're awake. In fact, your brain is heavily strained and any more difficult mental work could injure or kill you. [6-1] AAAAUGH WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL TO ME UNIVERSE. In an incredible stroke of luck, fate decides he's been a little harsh on you and alleviates your penalty. NO MORE -1.

[NRDL]

Try to fix injuries.  If not possible, just rest.

[Tawa]

[5]You just focus on the seaside for a few minutes. Your brain penalties are alleviated.

[Paphi]

See if there's anything of use on the bomber's corpse.

[Nunzillor]

See if there's anything of use on the bomber's corpse.

+1

[IcyTea31]

Bury him just so we can dance on his grave.

[NRDL]

See if there's anything of use on the bomber's corpse.

+1

+1

[Tawa]

[1]The bomber has another bomb. It blows up in your face, and a bunch of -1 penalty dust gets in your lungs.
[4-1]The body was destroyed by the bomb. You dance on his ashes, but it's not the same.

[Lyeos]

Inventory Check!

[Nunzillor]

Turn to the sky and scream in frustration.  Then, sure, inventory check.

[Tawa]

[4]You manage to check your inventory reasonably well.

You have a pocket knife with most of the tools torn out, a half-full lighter, a torn trenchcoat, a dented briefcase, three papers, expensive pants, dress shoes, and a bowler hat.

[BadLemonsXI]

Check what tools are still in the pocket knife.

[Tawa]

[6]You find the knife, the scissors, the toothpick, and the tweezers. You pull out the toothpick to get something out of your teeth, but it slips out of your hand. You start looking for it, but you suddenly hear a "krink" and discover that you snapped it in two.

That kind of sucks.

[IcyTea31]

Lament on the loss of a faithful companion.

[Tawa]

[3]You feel sort of sad about it, but it wasn't really that faithful. I mean, every time you needed to get something out of your teeth, you'd just grab one of those many boxes or wait until your fingernails were long enough to dig it out.

[6]Your stomach starts to grumble. Oh boy! Berries! You grab them and eat them. You eat so many that you start to feel really fat and tired. -1 to all actions.