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[Tawa]

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Bolded items are liquid and require containers.
Thin items have a +1 to being cut up or destroyed.
Flammable itemd have a +1 modifier to burning or catching fire.
Sharp items have a +1 bonus to cutting things up with precision.
Handy items remove penalties for doing complex tasks with your bare hands.
Items with Pockets can hold things that aren't in your hands.
Items that Make Fire can start fires.
Items that Make Light produce light.

Trenchcoat (cotton, thin, pockets x4)
Expensive Pants(100% polyester, thin, pockets x2)
Silk Tie (silk, thin)
Bowler Hat (felt, thin)
Swiss Army Knife (in Pockets) (knife, scissors, screwdriver/can and bottle openers, corkscrew, small sawblade, toothpick/tweezers) (steel, sharp, handy)
Briefcase (leather, plastic, pockets x20)
50 Papers (in briefcase) (pulped wood, thin, flammable)
Lighter (in Pockets) [100] (plastic, gasoline, makes fire)
Cell Phone (in Pockets) (20% battery) (plastic, metal, makes light

You are Dave Ardenport. You have important papers to take to an important meeting overseas.

Where are you headed again? It was either Moscow, Dubai, or Berlin. You remember that.

[Salsacookies]

Berlin. Germany!

[NRDL]

Berlin. Germany!

+1

[Paphi]

Berlin. Germany!

+1

+1

[IcyTea31]

Dubai, United Arab Emirates.

Also remember if we have any bionics installed and/or the cataclysm has come.

[Tawa]

Ah! You were Berlin-bound.

You are also free of bionics and mutations. Wait, why are you checking yourself for these?

You board the plane. A boring flight ensues until some old guy wearing sunglasses jumps out of his seat. He yells, "I AM D.B. COOPER!" and rips his shirt open to reveal there's a bomb strapped to his chest.

Exciting.

[NRDL]

Tackle him.

[IcyTea31]

Fast-talk him. "Yeah right, and I'm Otto von Bismarck. Couldn't you just sit down? It's been a long, boring flight and some of us are trying to mind their own business."

[Paphi]

Check what kind of detonator he has. If it's a dead man's switch, talk it over. Otherwise, accost physically, and inspire fellow passengers to assist.

[Lyeos]

Fast-talk him. "Yeah right, and I'm Otto von Bismarck. Couldn't you just sit down? It's been a long, boring flight and some of us are trying to mind their own business."

+1

[Tawa]

[2]You yap at him, but he just tells you to shut up and indicates his bomb.
[3]You try to tackle him, but he rolls to dodge.

[Lyeos]

Tell him a dirty joke before asking him about his week.

[IcyTea31]

Ponder if we managed to get our lighter or pocket knife on board. Also ponder if we're actually Otto von Bismarck and not currently realizing it.

Start a rap battle with him.

[Tawa]

[6]You decide to put the three together and "rap" at "him" about "how" his "week" was. He gets really pissed and pulls out a lighter, lighting the explosive Italian candles strapped to his chest.

[5]You have one turn to perform evasive maneuvers.

[Lyeos]

Evasive maneuvers? Naw, man.
Open the door and push that fool out the plane.