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[Samarkand]

Enter the hole, and be prepared to pyromance anything that threatens us into oblivion.

Needs no more said. +1

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[Fniff]

Right, you walk into the room, ready to face whatever it is you need to face, and whatever you need to buuuuuaaaaaaggh!

shitshitshit

... That hurt less then you'd expected it to. Still hurt.

Spoiler: inventory (click to show/hide)

Bottle of Crude (10 Charges Left)
Bundle of Firewood (4 Charges Left)
Clothes and Leather Bag (With Strap)
Pickaxe

[Lyeos]

Grab the ledge with the edge of the pickaxe and haul ourself up.
What were you guys thinking? 

[Samarkand]

Dig left, if we can breach the wall.

Why go back? We'll just have to subject ourselves to the unknown dangers on the other side.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Is that a button? Press. If not climb out and use the pick to mine out hand-holds on the back wall and climb out.

[Parsely]

Is that a button? Press. If not climb out and use the pick to mine out hand-holds on the back wall and climb out.

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[Tombsice]

Is that a button? Press. If not climb out and use the pick to mine out hand-holds on the back wall and climb out.

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[Fniff]

Is that a button? Press. If not climb out and use the pick to mine out hand-holds on the back wall and climb out.

Tis a hatch, but it actually does have a button in the center. Presumably for lazy people back before the Bad Business. They existed then as well, it seems. There is a slight *eeeek* as you pull on it.


It zooms up.


"... Hello."
"Good day, miss."
"..."
"..."

Well isn't this awkward.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Bottle of Crude (10 Charges Left)
Bundle of Firewood (4 Charges Left)
Clothes and Leather Bag (With Strap)
Pickaxe

[Lyeos]

"Could I trouble you to help me get back upright?"

[Parsely]

Is your leg alright?

"Could I trouble you to help me get back upright?"

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[Samarkand]

"Could I trouble you to help me get back upright?"

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[Fniff]

"Is your leg alright?"
"My leg's fine. Yours, on the other hand..."
"What does that mean?"
"We'll find out, won't we?"

She carefully spins you around and lifts you up carefully, setting you straight. You know, if you were that kind of guy, this would be the perfect set-up for a pick up line...
"Fuck, you smell rank. Do you ever wash?"
Well, that put an end to that line of thought.
"Your leg's fine. Your head only got a few bruises, you might feel sort of woozy. How'd you open the door? The hatches are stuck solid from rust or something."
"There's a button, it's kind of small..."
"... I've been trapped in there for eight hours. You're telling me I wouldn't have had to piss in a bottle if I had just noticed one button?"
"I suppose?"
"Fuck me... I'm stupid."

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Bottle of Crude (10 Charges Left)
Bundle of Firewood (4 Charges Left)
Clothes and Leather Bag (With Strap)
Pickaxe

[Parsely]

Yes you are. How'd you get stuck in there anyways if you couldn't open the door?

[Fniff]

"Well, fuck you as well."
"Hey, hey, it was you who said it!"
"That was me. This is you."
"At least tell me how you got here in the first place.

"Eeergghhh... Professional differences."
"Ooh, this story deserves some explanation."
"Friend of a friend told me there was a nice cache down here, but then he shoved me into that room and left me to die. I think he wanted to steal my car."
"You have a car?"
"Perks of being a lord's daughter. Not his favorite one, of course, but I can trade a lot of shit."
"Let's bring it back. Who's this friend of a friend?"
"He wears a purple motorcycle helmet. My friend told me not to ask his name until he told me it, and he didn't tell me. What's your name?"
"Isiah. Yours?"
"Salaska."
"Nice Bullilen name."
"Do I look like a fucking Victopian?"
"Just trying to be nice."

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Bottle of Crude (10 Charges Left)
Bundle of Firewood (4 Charges Left)
Clothes and Leather Bag (With Strap)
Pickaxe

[Lyeos]

Push the button on the left wall of the green room, being careful NOT to hit the one on the floor.