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[Elephant Parade]

Use ketchup in ritual instead.

[BadLemonsXI]

Also pick up  Nidilap.
"everyone put on there oxygen tanks because we have no outer airlock hatch."

[Orange Wizard]

Sorry for the wait, everyone. Stuff keeps happening >.<

"Uh-oh. Oh no."

Try not to panic.
Re-trace my steps and try to figure out where the captain went. Find him. Blast anyone unfriendly with my laser-blunderbuss.

[3] You start retracing your steps. This corridor looks familiar... no, wait, you were just here! Hang on, that's the door you saw coming back here! You're going in circles. Maybe?

Give a stun-gun to Lyeo's and ask joe to take us home.

[1 vs 8] You shoot Lyeos with the stun laser! He jumps out of the way!

search the ship for hot chocolate.

[9] There's as espresso machine in the kitchen that does hot chocolate.

Of course, Joe should know we live in a giant amalgam of old ships, welded and fitted together to create a giant space station disguised as a space junkyard.
"Joe, where's my comic?"
Tickle the newcomer.

[3] No, Lyeos. Bad.

using my Space Earpiece, for communication:
"Umm, Don't mean to be a bother, but I seem to be in a bit of a pickle. Would you please help a fellow Pirate out?"

[4] Space whatnow?

Use ketchup in ritual instead.

[10] It works! You summon some kind of hairy dog-demon thing. It doesn't look very happy.

Also pick up  Nidilap.
"everyone put on there oxygen tanks because we have no outer airlock hatch."

[7] You let Nidilap in, and most of the oxygen out.

[blazing glory]

Yaaargh! Use Vodka instead!

[Lyeos]

Do it anyways.
"Suffer my wrath, new one!"

[Orange Wizard]

Oops.

Yaaargh! Use Vodka instead!

[1] You don't know where the vodka is.

[blazing glory]

Drink the stupid coffee then.

[BadLemonsXI]

((I didn't mean shoot at lyeo's but now that lyeo's is creeping on the new person . . .))
Shoot lyeo's if any Tickling happen's

[Lyeos]

((I didn't mean shoot at lyeo's but now that lyeo's is creeping on the new person . . .))
Shoot lyeo's if any Tickling happen's

((Dude.
Check the last few pages of the Happy Thread.
There's a reason.))

[BadLemonsXI]

((I know I just can't think of anything better to do))

[Yoink]

((When in doubt, shoot Lyeos?))

>FIND THE BLOODY CAPTAIN! TAKE ONLY LEFT TURNS UNTIL I FIND HIM!
Shoot anyone who isn't the captain with my laser-blunderbuss.

[cupkate]

presses one of the buttons, hoping hot chocolate comes out.

[Elephant Parade]

Make a contract with the demon, asking for eternal power in exchange for the souls of those I kill. Throw in some dog treats as a bonus.

[Nidilap]

"Thanks, man. You need any help lootin'?"

Reload weapons and ready myself for Space piracy!

[Orange Wizard]

Do it anyways.
"Suffer my wrath, new one!"

[11] You tickle the newcomer vigourously. She squeals with what might be delight or horror.

Drink the stupid coffee then.

[8] You drink the stupid coffee!

Shoot lyeo's if any Tickling happen's

[4 vs 6] Your aim isn't very good. The laser singes the control panel instead.

>FIND THE BLOODY CAPTAIN! TAKE ONLY LEFT TURNS UNTIL I FIND HIM!
Shoot anyone who isn't the captain with my laser-blunderbuss.

[7 vs 2] You round a corner to see someone who definitely isn't the captain, and promptly blast his face off.

presses one of the buttons, hoping hot chocolate comes out.

[3] You collect a cup of runny green... stuff.

Make a contract with the demon, asking for eternal power in exchange for the souls of those I kill. Throw in some dog treats as a bonus.

[1] The hairy dog thing weeps.

"Thanks, man. You need any help lootin'?"

Reload weapons and ready myself for Space piracy!

[8] You might need to go to the bathroom first.