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[Yoink]

Sigh and follow the captain, trying to wipe any coffee stains off myself.
Then, ready my laser-blunderbuss to blast anyone who actually tries to resist.

[LordSlowpoke]

GOTTA THRUST FAST

[Orange Wizard]

"Bah! Lemons, take us home!"
Search for better clothing.

[10] You find a black suit, and put it on.

"MY SHIIIIIP!!!!!!!"

Float to the escape pod.

[4] You start floating away from the freighter.

Jump out and shoot the landlubbers!

[1] You stumble out of the pod and narrowly miss shooting yourself in the foot.

Sigh and follow the captain, trying to wipe any coffee stains off myself.
Then, ready my laser-blunderbuss to blast anyone who actually tries to resist.

[7] You wipe some of the coffee off.

[8] You grab your blunderbuss and follow the captain. Unfortunately, the loading bay is empty.

GOTTA THRUST FAST

[11] You thrust with the greatest of haste!

[LordSlowpoke]

SLAM STATION INTO GENERAL AREA OF LYEOS

[Yoink]

"I suppose you'll be heading for the Bridge then, Cap'n? Might as well get this over with..."
Figure out which way to the freighter's bridge, lead the captain there if required. Keep blunderbuss at the ready.

[BadLemonsXI]

Ask the moody autopilot  if I can take over or if it still wants to drive.

[blazing glory]

Kill thar crew!

[Orange Wizard]

SLAM STATION INTO GENERAL AREA OF LYEOS

[3] Lyeos is still some distance away.

"I suppose you'll be heading for the Bridge then, Cap'n? Might as well get this over with..."
Figure out which way to the freighter's bridge, lead the captain there if required. Keep blunderbuss at the ready.

[10] A conveniently placed computer terminal provides you with a floor plan of the ship.

[10] You lead the dread pirate captain out of the loading bay, into the ship proper!

Ask the moody autopilot  if I can take over or if it still wants to drive.

[5] The moody autopilot tells you to suck a lemon!

Kill thar crew!

[3] Yoink tells you he knows where the crew is, and leads you through the corridors of the freighter. But there are no crewmen in sight.

[blazing glory]

Plunder thar coffee then!

[Cattani]

Scout ahead the captain and Yoink using ninja stealth techniques.

...but no too far ahead. You know, because risks.

[Lyeos]

"Auto-pilot! You know what, I'm going to call you Joe. Joe, take us on home!"
Blackmail the autopilot with his search history.

[Elephant Parade]

Begin arcane ritual.

[Yoink]

>Tag along with the captain. Grumble about all the flaws with this mad plan.

[Nidilap]

"Dango..."

Use one of my blasters as a jettison toward the freighter.

[Orange Wizard]

Plunder thar coffee then!

[8] You kick down a door labelled COFFEE STORAGE! There are a few jars of beans here!

Scout ahead the captain and Yoink using ninja stealth techniques.

...but no too far ahead. You know, because risks.

[10] You ninja your way into some kind of cafeteria! There are twenty or so crewmen here, listening to the commander giving them instructions on surviving the pirate attack.

"Auto-pilot! You know what, I'm going to call you Joe. Joe, take us on home!"
Blackmail the autopilot with his search history.

[4] Joe is not embarrassed by his search history! Futa porn is totally normal!

Begin arcane ritual.

[3] You still need some virgin's blood.

>Tag along with the captain. Grumble about all the flaws with this mad plan.

[2] You get lost!

"Dango..."

Use one of my blasters as a jettison toward the freighter.

[3] You flail wildly!