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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71003 times)

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #300 on: August 27, 2014, 09:39:20 am »

"So, guys, shall we get some booze?"
"LETS!" Go get drunk in the bar.

Join him merrily. Also, keep an eye on his back. Gotta protect new friends!
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #301 on: August 28, 2014, 03:40:36 pm »

Just... Leave.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #302 on: August 28, 2014, 10:57:46 pm »

Just... Leave.
Nope drag him in with us.
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #303 on: August 29, 2014, 10:04:17 am »

Just... Leave.
Nope drag him in with us.

Assist

"C'mon, man! No need to be a stick in the mud!"
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #304 on: August 29, 2014, 10:07:38 am »

Someone remind me to update this tomorrow.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

BadLemonsXI

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #305 on: August 31, 2014, 07:26:49 pm »

Someone remind me to update this tomorrow.
I think its tomorrow for you now. NZ's only like 4hr's in front of AUS right?
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #306 on: August 31, 2014, 07:35:51 pm »

Spill piss with water all over the floor and return to the ship.
[7] You pee on the floor.

>Assess injuries after the captain's rampage. Try and crawl to safety if I've been hit, otherwise follow him.
[5 vs 6] Your left ear was grazed by a stray bullet! You turn and run down a corridor, screaming like a little girl.

Commandeer freighter and full speed to the pirate base!
[0] The freighter commandeers you, turning your brain into a processor!

"So, guys, shall we get some booze?"
"LETS!" Go get drunk in the bar.
[3] The booze is mostly water.

Just... Leave.
Just... Leave.
Nope drag him in with us.
Just... Leave.
Nope drag him in with us.
Assist
"C'mon, man! No need to be a stick in the mud!"

[3 + 3 vs 1] Nidilap and Lemons drag Lyeos into the gay bar!

Someone remind me to update this tomorrow.
[0] Not gonna happen! Remind your bloody self!

No, it's been two days.
I haven't been here for two days did ya miss me~~~~
[8] I felt a twinge of sadness!
« Last Edit: August 31, 2014, 07:47:43 pm by InsanityIncarnate »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #307 on: August 31, 2014, 07:37:13 pm »

No, it's been two days.
I haven't been here for two days did ya miss me~~~~
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #308 on: August 31, 2014, 09:25:08 pm »

Become virus called the Dread pirate-virus captain Heinrich von Starum Gunthar of the seven Quadrants of the net.

Infest ship with pirate speak and digital coffee.
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Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #309 on: August 31, 2014, 09:46:14 pm »

Booze out with Lemons and Lyeos!
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #310 on: August 31, 2014, 09:46:58 pm »

Flee! Back to the ship!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #311 on: August 31, 2014, 09:52:39 pm »

Flee! Back to the ship!
Stop him!(I guess once lyeos gets out will leave. FOR MORE ADVENTURER)
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #312 on: August 31, 2014, 09:59:57 pm »

Return to the ship. Convince everyone to submit to their cat overlords.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #313 on: August 31, 2014, 10:10:56 pm »

Return to the ship. Convince everyone to submit to their cat overlords.
((Your some kind of toilet right?))
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #314 on: August 31, 2014, 10:13:52 pm »

Return to the ship. Convince everyone to submit to their cat overlords.
((Your some kind of toilet right?))
Did you ever see a cat willingly defecate in a toilet? Probably, but I know humans do that much more often.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.
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