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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71014 times)

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #285 on: August 21, 2014, 08:27:05 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 21, 2014, 06:35:21 pm
Shoo Nidilap out. For multiple reasons. Also exit too.

"Hey guy, I don't know what your problem is. I'm just tryin' to help."
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #286 on: August 23, 2014, 11:24:17 pm »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #287 on: August 23, 2014, 11:25:50 pm »
Is that 17/22 now?!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #288 on: August 23, 2014, 11:27:19 pm »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #289 on: August 23, 2014, 11:29:05 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 18, 2014, 07:24:29 pm
Enter the gay bar and say:

"Alright, which one of you motherfuckers forgot to flush!?"
[0] It was the bouncer! He doesn't look happy about your accusation!

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on August 18, 2014, 07:47:13 pm
Put the new outer airlock hatch on the ship.
[12] You "salvage" a spare hatch from the gay bar and attach it to the ship.

Quote from: Yoink on August 18, 2014, 08:00:51 pm
"Well. I suppose the sooner we take the ship, the sooner we can do something productive."

>Dragging the captain along with me, locate the bridge of the ship we're on and announce to the crew that we've taken the ship and that if they value their lives and dignities they should do exactly as we say and not try any funny business. Or else.
[6] You drag the captain in the general direction of the bridge.

Quote from: Cattani on August 18, 2014, 08:04:59 pm
Wake up from my pain-induced coma. Then pretend to be the captain and ask why the hell have everyone been ignoring me all this time.

If this dont work...

Scream "WTF ARE YOU DOING MAN?? SHOOTING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON LIKE THIS!". Wait for apologies from the guard, then gut him. In the spine. But do so in a very respectful manner.
[5] No-one thinks you're the captain.
[10] You do, however, guilt-trip them into surrendering to you.

Quote from: Nidilap on August 18, 2014, 10:05:23 pm
Follow Lyeos to the gal's room.

"Need any help, man? Or ma'am, if you need it?"
[11] You follow Lyeos to the gal's room.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on August 19, 2014, 05:49:05 am
WALK INTO FORTRESS

UNFORBID DESIGNATION
[2] NOPE

Quote from: Lyeos on August 21, 2014, 06:35:21 pm
Shoo Nidilap out. For multiple reasons. Also exit too.
[7] You shoo Nidilap out and close the door. You attempt to exit several times before realising your mistake.
« Last Edit: August 23, 2014, 11:37:05 pm by InsanityIncarnate »
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #290 on: August 23, 2014, 11:58:57 pm »
Shoot people and drink booze!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #291 on: August 24, 2014, 04:09:26 am »
Beat the shit out of that desecrator.
"Alright, you'll get the water treatment, you son of a-"
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #292 on: August 26, 2014, 08:31:24 pm »
CREATE OAK TREE THAT'S ACORNS GRANT GODHOOD
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Orange Wizard

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #293 on: August 26, 2014, 08:42:33 pm »
Quote from: blazing glory on August 23, 2014, 11:58:57 pm
Shoot people and drink booze!
[12] PEW PEW PEW! FUCK YEAH! MURICA! PEW PEW PEW!
That is to say, you shoot everyone in the immediate vicinity, chug a conveniently placed barrel of rum, and build a McDonald's when you're done.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 24, 2014, 04:09:26 am
Beat the shit out of that desecrator.
"Alright, you'll get the water treatment, you son of a-"
[5] You mercilessly pummel the desecrater with the force of gentle breeze.

Quote from: poketwo on August 26, 2014, 08:31:24 pm
CREATE OAK TREE THAT'S ACORNS GRANT GODHOOD
[0] Uh... no?
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #294 on: August 26, 2014, 09:14:32 pm »
Spill piss with water all over the floor and return to the ship.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

Nidilap

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #295 on: August 26, 2014, 10:04:03 pm »
"So, guys, shall we get some booze?"
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #296 on: August 27, 2014, 01:56:37 am »
>Assess injuries after the captain's rampage. Try and crawl to safety if I've been hit, otherwise follow him.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #297 on: August 27, 2014, 02:03:40 am »
Commandeer freighter and full speed to the pirate base!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #298 on: August 27, 2014, 02:16:28 am »
Quote from: Nidilap on August 26, 2014, 10:04:03 pm
"So, guys, shall we get some booze?"
"LETS!" Go get drunk in the bar.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #299 on: August 27, 2014, 07:06:02 am »
Quote from: poketwo on August 26, 2014, 08:31:24 pm
CREATE OAK TREE THAT'S ACORNS GRANT GODHOOD
I NEED TO DO THIS
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