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Author Topic: ROLL TO: DOUBLE DISCO ROCKET TRASH CAN ADVENTURE  (Read 7044 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO EXAMINE CRATER
« Reply #45 on: August 01, 2014, 11:41:53 am »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 01, 2014, 11:33:11 am
Do something reasonable.

[5] YOU PULL OUT A NOTEPAD AND AMIDST THE CHAOS START WRITING DOWN THE HAPS OF TODAY AND YOUR GENERAL FEELINGS ABOUT THE SITUATION.

THIS MIGHT BE NOT MUCH, BUT WILL AFTER FURTHER INSTALLMENTS ALLOW A GREATER DEGREE OF INTROSPECTION THAN NORMALLY TO BE FOUND IN WAFFLE HOUSES.

+0.2 POINT GET! CURRENT SCORE IS: 0.3/42

WHAT DO

Quote from: Yoink on August 01, 2014, 11:34:09 am
SHRED ON SKYPLANK WITH MAD SKATING SKILLS

GIVE CHASE TO ZIMBABWE

[4] PURSUIT START

FRUIT STAND IN FRONT OF ZIMBABWE?

WHAT DO

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on August 01, 2014, 11:35:00 am
DANCE DANCE HADOKEN

[1] 80S COME AND TAKE YOUR DISCO AWAY

ALONG WITH MANY INTERNAL ORGANS

THIS KILLS YOU

WHAT DO
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Lyeos

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Re: ROLL TO DO THINGS I DON'T KNOW
« Reply #46 on: August 01, 2014, 11:43:37 am »
Go read a book.
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Re: ROLL TO DO THINGS I DON'T KNOW
« Reply #47 on: August 01, 2014, 11:46:34 am »
GRAB MADAGASCAR AND SUPLEX IT INTO A FRUIT STAND
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Re: ROLL TO DO THINGS I DON'T KNOW
« Reply #48 on: August 01, 2014, 11:47:38 am »
GRIND OVER FRUIT STAND

THEN KICKFLIP INTO ZIMBABWE
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Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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Re: ROLL TO DO THINGS I DON'T KNOW
« Reply #49 on: August 01, 2014, 11:49:42 am »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 01, 2014, 11:43:37 am
Go read a book.

[1] YOU OPEN BOOK

BOOK IS ELDRITCH ARTIFACT

YOU READ SUMMONING SPELL

THIS KILLS YOU

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Quote from: TamerVirus on August 01, 2014, 11:46:34 am
GRAB MADAGASCAR AND SUPLEX IT INTO A FRUIT STAND

[5] YOU GRAB MADAGASCAR BY THE SNOUT AND SUPLEX IT INTO ZIMBABWE

THIS KILLS THE MADAGASCAR

THIS KILLS THE ZIMBABWE

THIS KILLS THE ARK

BOB SCOFFS

COULD INGEST SELF BETTER

ALSO PUNCH COUNTRIES OUT OF SKY

WHAT DO

Quote from: Yoink on August 01, 2014, 11:47:38 am
GRIND OVER FRUIT STAND

THEN KICKFLIP INTO ZIMBABWE

[6] YOU GRIND INTO WRECKAGE

ALSO KICKFLIP INTO MORE WRECKAGE

FAILED TO CHECK SELF

NOW JOINED WRECKAGE

WHAT DO
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS: THE TITLE IS META, BY THE WAY
« Reply #50 on: August 01, 2014, 11:53:10 am »
CREATE AN ARMY OF COUNTRY PUNCHING GHANDI AND INVADE NEPTUNE
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS: THE TITLE IS META, BY THE WAY
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2014, 11:54:21 am »
Was ghost. Double dead. Alive, or just double-ghost?
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS: THE TITLE IS META, BY THE WAY
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2014, 11:55:19 am »
ACQUIRE HAMMER

GO ON KILLING SPREE
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS: THE TITLE IS META, BY THE WAY
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2014, 11:57:58 am »
Quote from: TamerVirus on August 01, 2014, 11:53:10 am
CREATE AN ARMY OF COUNTRY PUNCHING GHANDI AND INVADE NEPTUNE

[2] CAN'T INVADE NEPTUNE

NAZI MOONBASE IN WAY

WHAT DO

Quote from: Lyeos on August 01, 2014, 11:54:21 am
Was ghost. Double dead. Alive, or just double-ghost?

[1] YOU RESPAWN

THEN DIE

THEN RESPAWN AND DIE AGAIN

IS CLOSED CYCLE

WHAT DO

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on August 01, 2014, 11:55:19 am
ACQUIRE HAMMER

GO ON KILLING SPREE

[6] THOR HAMMER GET!

YOU KILL WHAT IS CLOSEST TO YOU

NAMELY PET ROCK

YOU LIKED ROCK, REST IN PIECES ;_;7

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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLE IDEAS: THE TITLE IS META, BY THE WAY
« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2014, 12:00:03 pm »
Destroy the world with the ever-growing corpse pile.
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Re: ROLL TO PET ROCK ;_; SO YOUNG
« Reply #55 on: August 01, 2014, 12:03:38 pm »
NOOOOO PET ROCK
REVIVE PET ROCK
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Re: ROLL TO PET ROCK ;_; SO YOUNG
« Reply #56 on: August 01, 2014, 12:06:17 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on August 01, 2014, 12:00:03 pm
Destroy the world with the ever-growing corpse pile.

[2] CORPSE TURNED INTO COMPOST

COMPOST MAKES GARDEN

GARDEN SUSPICIOUSLY NOT DESTRUCTIVE

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Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on August 01, 2014, 12:03:38 pm
NOOOOO PET ROCK
REVIVE PET ROCK

[5] CEMENT GET!

AFTER MANY HOURS OF OPERATION, PET ROCK IS ALIVE

ALSO VERY SUSPICIOUS AND DISTRUSTING

WOULD BE EASIER TO JUST RESPAWN IT THOUGH

+0.1 POINT GET! CURRENT SCORE IS 0.4/42
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLY SLOW POINT ACQUISITION
« Reply #57 on: August 01, 2014, 12:07:29 pm »
Attract people to the garden.
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLY SLOW POINT ACQUISITION
« Reply #58 on: August 01, 2014, 12:09:25 pm »
HUG PET ROCK

GET PET ROCK A GIRLFIREND
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Re: ROLL TO TERRIBLY SLOW POINT ACQUISITION
« Reply #59 on: August 01, 2014, 12:17:42 pm »
i have things to do now

so i'll let this fester

maybe come back someday

wow whoa
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