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[Lyeos]

DEVOUR IT.
After looking at it, of course.

[Tawa]

It's a map! Presumably, you're where the red X is.



You probably shouldn't eat that.

[Remuthra]

Eat it and store it in our Hammerstomach.

[Lyeos]

Eat it and store it in our Hammerstomach.

Yes.
We should go level grind in that forest.
We should figure out where a town is first, though.

[Remuthra]

Eat it and store it in our Hammerstomach.

Yes.
We should go level grind in that forest.
We should figure out where a town is first, though.

My guess is that there'll be a town at the edge of that forest. Lumber is important for the progression of a settlement.

[freeformschooler]

I tried this once and it was awful

then again it was 4E

good luck you crazy bastard

[Tawa]

I tried this once and it was awful

then again it was 4E

good luck you crazy bastard

Thanks!

Everybody else:
You don't have a hammerstomach, but you do have a bag. You put the map in the bag and scrunch the bag as you do it to imitate a mouth.

You head outside the ruins. You find a group of adventurer-looking types looking like they're trying to investigate the ruins.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Reply.
"Yeah, yeah."

[Lyeos]

"Oi! Inni o' you got an accordion?!"

[Tawa]

You speak up.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Look, I don't know you, you don't know me, so why do you want to know why I want an accordion?"

[Lyeos]

"I need 'n accordion because I love accordions. Ent tha' reason enough?"
"Presumably I got here through th' power of alcohol. I dun' recall."

[Remuthra]

"Seriously, mate, that's a very personal question."

[Tawa]

Don't ask how he can see your map.

Anyway, Hsai grabs some dirt and rubs it into your map at the approximate location of the city.

[Lyeos]

Hold up Hsai in all future portraits.
"Lemme join y'! Maybe there'll be an accordion!"