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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 41938 times)

Salsacookies

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #360 on: August 10, 2014, 07:22:07 pm »
FALCON... PAUUUNCHHH!!!
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #361 on: August 11, 2014, 04:20:52 pm »
Smash the asteroid apart with the assassins' bodies.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #362 on: August 12, 2014, 12:22:00 am »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 10, 2014, 04:20:37 pm
Well, worth a try.
Respawn aboard giant dreadnaught. Kill anything and everything in my way with said dreadnaught.  Max out badass space piloting skill.
(2)NO

YOU RESPAWN ON THE METEOR

Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 10, 2014, 04:29:01 pm
Respawn on Earth. Activate rocket boosters to get Earth off the meteoroid's course.
(3)THE ROCKET BOOSTERS REQUIRE MORE FUEL THAN EARTH HAS

Quote from: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on August 10, 2014, 05:50:06 pm
drink ice cream
(3)YOU TRY TO DRINK ICE CREAM, BUT ICE CREAM ISN'T A LIQUID

YOU CHOKE ON THE ICE CREAM AND DIE

Quote from: Tawarochir on August 10, 2014, 06:33:15 pm
Take a dump.
(2)EW, NO

Quote from: tuypo1 on August 10, 2014, 07:13:56 pm
introduce a bill in parliament to save the earth and asteroid
(1)IT IS STRUCK DOWN. AMERICA'S SENATORS HAVE BEEN BRIBED TO LET THE ASTEROID HIT THE EARTH

Quote from: Kingbodz on August 10, 2014, 07:19:40 pm
begin to destroy all humans on the asteroid
(5)YOU KILL THE VARIOUS INVISIBLE NPCS THAT WERE ON THE ASTEROID THIS ENTIRE TIME

Quote from: Beirus on August 10, 2014, 07:21:19 pm
Merge with Asteroid to become Axestroid of Destruction.
(2)NO

THAT WOULDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

Quote from: Salsacookies on August 10, 2014, 07:22:07 pm
FALCON... PAUUUNCHHH!!!
(6)YOU PUNCH THE ASTEROID INCREDIBLY HARD. IT FLIES INTO A MILLION PIECES. UNFORTUNATELY, SO DO YOU.

Quote from: masked_krusader on August 11, 2014, 04:20:52 pm
Smash the asteroid apart with the assassins' bodies.
THE ASTEROID IS GONE

YOU DIE FOR ATTEMPTING AN IRRELEVANT ACTION
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #363 on: August 12, 2014, 12:29:10 am »
Merge with some other celestial body to become a celaxetial body of Destruction!

((I'm going into the Sun, aren't I?))
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #364 on: August 12, 2014, 12:40:45 am »
i meant the space empire parliament do that
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #365 on: August 12, 2014, 12:52:09 am »
Reveal that the asteroid was actually a giant piñata. Send a space shuttle to collect the candy. Bribe the senators with the candy to cheer for the right team.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2014, 01:53:39 am by IcyTea31 »
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #366 on: August 12, 2014, 12:55:27 am »
Choose class of space pirate.  Use special "Summon pirate ship" power.  Use space pirate ship to loot and pillage.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #367 on: August 12, 2014, 01:28:19 am »
Fly the asteroid into Detroit to cleanse it.
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #368 on: August 12, 2014, 01:43:43 am »
((why did I died on an 3))
Sleep
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #369 on: August 12, 2014, 12:42:22 pm »
MERGE WITH THE FRAGMENTS OF THE ASTEROID AND BECOME THE ASTERHORDE.
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Quote from: kaijyuu  on March 23, 2013, 11:40:26 pm
People just be cray cray, yo.
Quote from: Orange Wizard on October 27, 2014, 05:19:55 pm
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #370 on: August 12, 2014, 01:55:05 pm »
spawn as a ku klux klan memeber. be racist.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #371 on: August 12, 2014, 01:57:52 pm »
Respawn as the moon. Moon the Earth
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #372 on: August 13, 2014, 12:07:19 am »
Quote from: Beirus on August 12, 2014, 12:29:10 am
Merge with some other celestial body to become a celaxetial body of Destruction!

((I'm going into the Sun, aren't I?))
(4)YOU THROW YOURSELF INTO THE SUN. YOU BURN TO DEATH.

Quote from: tuypo1 on August 12, 2014, 12:40:45 am
i meant the space empire parliament do that
(1)YOU ARE SENT TO JAIL FOR HAVING BAD LUCK.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 12, 2014, 12:52:09 am
Reveal that the asteroid was actually a giant piñata. Send a space shuttle to collect the candy. Bribe the senators with the candy to cheer for the right team.
(2)YOU FAIL TO DO ALL THAT STUFF.

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 12, 2014, 12:55:27 am
Choose class of space pirate.  Use special "Summon pirate ship" power.  Use space pirate ship to loot and pillage.
(1)YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED BY THE SPACE POLICE. YOU ARE SENTENCED TO DEATH.

Quote from: Kingbodz on August 12, 2014, 01:28:19 am
Fly the asteroid into Detroit to cleanse it.
THE ASTEROID IS ALREADY GONE.

Quote from: Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER on August 12, 2014, 01:43:43 am
((why did I died on an 3))
Sleep
BECAUSE.

(5)YOU FALL ASLEEP.

Quote from: masked_krusader on August 12, 2014, 12:42:22 pm
MERGE WITH THE FRAGMENTS OF THE ASTEROID AND BECOME THE ASTERHORDE.
(6)THE ASTEROID TAKES OVER. YOU FADE FROM EXISTENCE.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on August 12, 2014, 01:55:05 pm
spawn as a ku klux klan memeber. be racist.
(2)NO.

Quote from: Salsacookies on August 12, 2014, 01:57:52 pm
Respawn as the moon. Moon the Earth
(1)YOU RESPAWN AS THE MOON. YOU ATTEMPT TO MOON THE EARTH, BUT YOU ARE IMMEDIATELY ARRESTED BY THE SPACE POLICE. YOU ARE EXECUTED.
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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #373 on: August 13, 2014, 12:40:32 am »
Complain that literally nobody succeeded in any action last turn.
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Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER

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Re: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS
« Reply #374 on: August 13, 2014, 01:30:12 am »
((because why? (no vague answers like because)))
Have nightmares
« Last Edit: August 13, 2014, 09:44:23 pm by Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER »
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