... We can try to rebuild it!
(1)Oops! You confuse
repair car with
annihilate car parts.
Class: Santa Summoner
Summon Mafia Santa.
(3)You summon Mafia Santa. He asks you for money, which [1] you have none of. You're dirt broke. Mafia Santa is not happy.
Ritual Master
Find and buy an empty warehouse.
(5)Someone has a spare warehouse. They sell it to you for half price! [6] You have a ton of cash, but you're still happy about this turn of events, since you acquired the money by robbing a bank and you think that using it might be risky.
Class: Burrito Mage
Leave the place.
(5)You quickly leave the car complex.
Class: Magical Chef
Summon Cheese familiar!
(1)You summon a Demon Cheese. Oops. It prepares to attack you!
Class:Dude.
Eat potato chips.
(1)You choke on the potato chips. You now have potatochipaphobia.
Go find some cool shades.
(2)You can't find any lying on the street, nor any in stores.
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Find an efficient, dirty weapon.
(3)You find a broken piece of glass. Dirty, but not exactly efficient.
Class: Alcoholic
Rob a liquor store of all its alcohol.
(5)You do so! You didn't leave any traces, either. You think.
Class: Seal Clubber.
Obtain club
(2)You left your club at home, and you don't find anything in the parking lot.
Class: Vehicular Mage
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment:
[Clothes]Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Badass
Level: 0 [2/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment:
[Clothes]Money:
Traits:
[Stubble]
Location: City Streets
Class: Santa Summoner
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment:
[Clothes]Money: $0
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Ritual Master
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: None
Equipment:
[Clothes]Money: $50,000 [Stolen]
Possessions:
[Empty Warehouse]Traits: None
Location: Empty Warehouse [Owned]
Class: Burrito Mage
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: None
Equipment:
[Clothes]Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class:
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory:
[Half-eaten potato chips]Equipment:
[Clothes]Money:
Traits:
[Potatochipaphobia]Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Practical Pragmatist
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment:
[Clothes][Shard of glass]Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Alcoholic
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory:
[Stolen liquor]Equipment:
[Clothes]Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Class: Seal Clubber
Level: 0 [1/3]
Inventory: Empty
Equipment:
[Clothes]Money:
Traits: None
Location: Underground Parking Lot
Mafia Santa: A santa with underworld connections. [Underground Parking Lot]
Demon Cheese: An unholy piece of cheese. Highly dangerous. [Underground Parking Lot