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[NAV]

You are in helicopter. Helicopter is crashing.

What is your name? What do you do?

Spoiler: ROOLS (click to show/hide)

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I will role a die of 100 sides. Impossible actions require really good roles.

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I am tired and bored but SURPRISINGLY not drunk.
Also I am using a phone to update, so please don't expect too much.

[Beirus]

Name: Jase

Get one of those awesome wingsuits and a gun and jump out of the helicopter.

[Yoink]

I'm Guy Porter, and I drink more champagne!

[blazing glory]

I am Starn Gundar!

Fix the helicopter and fly it to safety!

[SaberToothTiger]

I am Mook, and I say to the helicopter: "Bad Helicopter! No! No! Now go sit in a corner, and think about your life!"

[superBlast]

I am Evil Man! I use my dark powers to turn the helicoptor into vaguely helicopter shaped monster minion!

[darkpaladin109]

I am Jack the Hobo, your neighborhood drunken hobo.
Turn the helicopter into booze for me to drink!

[smurfingtonthethird]

AS RULER OF THE GALAXY, I DEMAND BACON

[Sarrak]

I am a young white dragon Asn'glazz. Where is my royal hamburger?

[poketwo]

GLORIOUS COMMUNIST LEADER
USE GLORIOUS SPEECH TO LAST THE HELICOPTER LONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE SOVIET CONSULATE.

[IcyTea31]

I am that who lives beyond the Veil. A helicopter is mere matter, useless to me. Return onto the ground.

[LordSlowpoke]

NAME IS MCPUNCH URISTFACE

BE IMPOSSIBLE ROLE

[NAV]

Name: Jase

Get one of those awesome wingsuits and a gun and jump out of the helicopter.

You get a parachute and a smg and you jump out of the helicopter.

I'm Guy Porter, and I drink more champagne!

You drink champagne! But you spill some of it on your shirt.

I am Starn Gundar!
Fix the helicopter and fly it to safety!

You duct tape some things to some other things. Nope, that didn't really solve anything.

I am Mook, and I say to the helicopter: "Bad Helicopter! No! No! Now go sit in a corner, and think about your life!"

You say to the helicopter "Bad Helicopter! No! No! Now go sit in a corner, and think about your life!". It doesn't respond.

I am Evil Man! I use my dark powers to turn the helicoptor into vaguely helicopter shaped monster minion!

You manage to turn the helicopter's lights off. By using the lightswitch. Very impressive dark powers there, bro. The 'copter is not impressed.

I am Jack the Hobo, your neighborhood drunken hobo.
Turn the helicopter into booze for me to drink!

Helicopter doesn't have a high enough sugar content to brew!

AS RULER OF THE GALAXY, I DEMAND BACON

A bikini clad flight attendant feeds you bacon held In her ample cleavage.

I am a young white dragon Asn'glazz. Where is my royal hamburger?

A flight attendant bring you a hamburger. Sadly, it is not between her breasts.

GLORIOUS COMMUNIST LEADER
USE GLORIOUS SPEECH TO LAST THE HELICOPTER LONG ENOUGH TO REACH THE SOVIET CONSULATE.

Your speech is average. Physics doesn't care.

I am that who lives beyond the Veil. A helicopter is mere matter, useless to me. Return onto the ground.

You step out of the helicopter. Now you are falling. I guess this counts a returning to the ground.

NAME IS MCPUNCH URISTFACE

BE IMPOSSIBLE ROLE

What does this even mean?

[LordSlowpoke]

I will role a die of 100 sides. Impossible actions require really good roles.

BE IMPOSSIBLER THAN IMPOSSIBLE AKTION

[Beirus]

Pull the chute. Maybe fire a few rounds at stuff while I float to safety