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[gtaguy]

I'd say the flying thieves.

Because currently they steal something heavy (my only iron anvil) and fly into a tree rig above a woodcutter, explode into gore, terrify the woodcutter into a ball, and then the anvil lands on him. Afterwards the gibs land but at this point he had already died.

[Melting Sky]

I'm still putting my vote in for zombie gigantic tortoise. It kicked the ever living crap out of everything I threw at it. It ate axes and spat out dwarf pieces. I did not expect it to be as dangerous as it was. It was a true beast.

[Sergarr]

I'm still putting my vote in for zombie gigantic tortoise. It kicked the ever living crap out of everything I threw at it. It ate axes and spat out dwarf pieces. I did not expect it to be as dangerous as it was. It was a true beast.

>zombie
>gigantic
Everything with these adjectives is automatically a fortress-ending threat.

[JayThePro]

Soo, a gigantic zombie tree?

[Button]

I'm going to go with armadillos. Or porcupines. Something that rolls up into a ball and stays there, frightening off dwarves despite being tiny.

[Button]

Sorry to double-post, but it just occurred to me: Orangutans.

I ran into one the other day in adventure mode and I thought I was going crazy when I saw it move. It looks exactly like a tree. It lives only in forests.

[FallenAngel]

Wait, what?
Organtuans?
Are you silently stabbing our necks?
Oh wait, you spelled it "Orangutan".
EDIT2: I understand now. My brain was on PVZ mode, so I read that like "Gargantuar".
Yeah, they do look like the part of a tree you see on the ground, but it's more surprising than rip-out-your-lungs-with-a-punch-ing.

[TalonisWolf]

Sorry to double-post, but it just occurred to me: Orangutans.

I ran into one the other day in adventure mode and I thought I was going crazy when I saw it move. It looks exactly like a tree. It lives only in forests.

  That sounds Hilarious- mod them so that Orangutans are called Trees, pass the save to a friend, watch them get attacked by a 'tree'. Hehehe.

[Alev]

Sorry to double-post, but it just occurred to me: Orangutans.

I ran into one the other day in adventure mode and I thought I was going crazy when I saw it move. It looks exactly like a tree. It lives only in forests.

  That sounds Hilarious- mod them so that Orangutans are called Trees, pass the save to a friend, watch them get attacked by a 'tree'. Hehehe.

No, make different castes for each type of orangutan tree, then delete all other critters.

[Mlamlah]

Sorry to double-post, but it just occurred to me: Orangutans.

I ran into one the other day in adventure mode and I thought I was going crazy when I saw it move. It looks exactly like a tree. It lives only in forests.

  That sounds Hilarious- mod them so that Orangutans are called Trees, pass the save to a friend, watch them get attacked by a 'tree'. Hehehe.

The rendition of Macbeth we all want to see.

[Saram-61-97-kon]

I got an idea for the suggestion forum: actively attacking trees in evil bioms or moving ones as megabests

[Redzephyr01]

So, this?

[imlovinit]

As had been said before the next king of beasts will be one we wont expect. But whatever creature it may be it will probably end up being one that takes advantage of the pulping system. In any case we shouldn't expect to find it until after Toady begins the next release DF 2047.

[Fen]

only time will tell what the new crown beast shall be... the most dangerous creature of all may not even be a beast, but that most dangerous of game... man DWARF!

[Saram-61-97-kon]

So, this?

Yes, ssomething like this