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[Scelly9]

You wake up with a hangover. This is utter bullshit. You haven't had a hangover in years and yet here we are, lying on a filthy ass bed in a rundown shitstain of an apartment. Looking around, you realize you have no idea how you got here, and.... oh god. You might have been entirely too accurate when calling this place a shitstain. That's just disgusting. You heave yourself up, thanking god you didn't take your clothes off before you lied down last night. You're suddenly aware of the thumping bass as the music (Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiKj0Z_Xnjc) changes. It sounds like it's coming from a couple rooms over, these aren't thick walls. Another groan, burst of pain, and quick movement brings you to your feet. A quick search in your pockets finds your glasses, and the room comes into focus. One door, a mattress on the floor, grime, dirt, stains everywhere, and your coat piled in a corner. You pick it up, giving it a quick shake, and put it on. Your head feels like it's being hit with a sledgehammer in time with your heartbeat. What do you do?

[Ddynamo]

I'll bite

Remember stuff:

What in the world was I doing earlier?
Who am I?
What organ is between my legs?

[NRDL]

I'll bite

Remember stuff:

What in the world was I doing earlier?
Who am I?
What organ is between my legs?

+1

[hops]

Become aware of voices in your head.

[~Neri]

Make meowing noises.

[NAV]

Look for more booze.

[Scelly9]

Remember stuff:
What in the world was I doing earlier?

Apparently drinking yourself into a coma. It seems to have only partially worked.

Who am I?

Inspector Keri Chau, duh.

What organ is between my legs?

That happens to be a private matter between you, yourself, and... some shit. This works less well when you're talking to voices in your head.

Become aware of voices in your head.

You clearly became aware of these motherfuckers a sentence ago. Keep up, wouldja?

Make meowing noises.

This is the dumbest thing you've thought all week. Probably. You do it anyway, and feel ashamed.

Look for more booze.

Booze is the last thing you need right now, besides, there's nothing in the two bottles at your feet.

Music beats. Your head throbs. Life goes on, ignoring your pitiful existence in this pitiful apartment. Just a speck of dust in the big ol' black.
Shut the fuck up Fred, nobody needs your stupid ass emo commentary. Everyone knows our head hurts you dipshit.
Fuck you, I do what I want. Besides, you never know. Maybe some of us don't know whats going on.
Who gives a shit, they can deal.
Whatever, I'm gonna keep narrating.
Hey, you know wha-If you assholes keep arguing I'm going to nail both your tongues to a post and skin you. Calm down.

[hops]

Examine your clothing. If it is presentable, then vacate the premise post haste.

[Harbingerjm]

What organ is between my legs?

That happens to be a private matter between you, yourself, and the dealer you sell harvested organs to.

FTFY.

[Scelly9]

Examine your clothing. If it is presentable, then vacate the premise post haste.

Presentable is stretching it. In my opinio-I SAID QUIET.
You look fine. Tan Jeans, an Arena T-shirt, and a thin coat. Not fancy, but not a total bum.

What organ is between my legs?

That happens to be a private matter between you, yourself, and the dealer you sell harvested organs to.

FTFY.

I'm literally going to stab you. What the hell does Fuhteefuheeee even mean.

[Ddynamo]

Count the voices
Identify them
IDENTIFY.......IDENTIFY

[NAV]

Go buy some fucking hot sauce. That always cures hangovers.

[Scelly9]

Count the voices
Identify them
IDENTIFY.......IDENTIFY

Well, you've seen three so far today. In the past there's been more than that. Yo, there's litry fukin billions of us. Jest maybe 4 or 5 that stay round normly. As for dentify'n them, we're all just constructs of you magination and inner mind, yo, its trippy.

Go buy some fucking hot sauce. That always cures hangovers.

That's a damn good idea. You stumble out the door into a hallway. You're in an apartement building. Light streams in a window at the end of the hall, music streams from the second door over from you. (Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAMWdvo71ls) At the other end of the hall, there's a door. Probably outside, you don't know.

[Ddynamo]

Remind self to go into therapy about the voices

This is not normal

[Scelly9]

Remind self to go into therapy about the voices

This is not normal

You wish that worked. You've tried it a couple times, but nah. These shits always stick around
Hey! Oh you know it's accurate.