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[Kamamura]

I like how he made sure you won't be travelling alone in the night by crippling your leg.

[McDonald]

You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Goblin Spearman: I will fight no more.
I then fell unconscious and died. Autopsy revealed that I was stabbed in the foot and then in the face by the same goblin.

You: You must yield!
A goblin then exploded in gore after hitting a wall. Did I push him or something? And what is yielding for? Does it mean surrendering?

[Putnam]

https://www.google.com/search?q=yield&oq=yield&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&es_sm=93&ie=UTF-8

[McDonald]

google link

Oh wow I'm dumb. 

[FearsomeClarinet]

I was wandering around looking for a camp to murder, when I came across a traveler.

Me:Why are you traveling?
My companion: A battle? I cannot stand idly by!

My companion proceeded to stab the traveler in the back of the head.

The traveler: I am on an important mission.

The traveler has bled to death.

[TheCoolSideofthePIllow]

I tried to beat some information out of a kobold. Little bastard was pretty tight lipped, though.

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You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Our time in The Windy Universes is so brief...  Begone fear!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
You strap the +iron long sword+ to your Upper body.
You strap the +iron shield+ to your Upper body.
You grab The Kobold Administrator by the throat from behind with your right hand!
You: I hate it.
You: Where are their forces?  Are there patrols or guards?
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle, bruising the skull!
The Kobold Administrator has been stunned!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You place a chokehold on The Kobold Administrator's throat with Your right hand!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: We are in the right in all matters.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: Do they have a firm grip on these lands?
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator is no longer stunned.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You miss The Kobold Administrator!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from the side with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The Kobold Administrator has been knocked unconscious!
Kobold Administrator has been struck down.

[Kishmond]

Wait, is that supposed to work? Awesome!

[Footkerchief]

I have no idea:

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Dothan Ispraniguk, Spearman (to White Stork): Greetings.  My name is Dothan Conjurefence.  Life is, in a word, fertility.

Wasn't expecting that to work:

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You lick the human bone meal.
You pick up the beetle paste and put it in your cotton plant fiber backpack.
You drink the beetle paste.


[mangulwort]

I tried to beat some information out of a kobold. Little bastard was pretty tight lipped, though.

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You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Our time in The Windy Universes is so brief...  Begone fear!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
You strap the +iron long sword+ to your Upper body.
You strap the +iron shield+ to your Upper body.
You grab The Kobold Administrator by the throat from behind with your right hand!
You: I hate it.
You: Where are their forces?  Are there patrols or guards?
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle, bruising the skull!
The Kobold Administrator has been stunned!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You place a chokehold on The Kobold Administrator's throat with Your right hand!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: We are in the right in all matters.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: Do they have a firm grip on these lands?
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator is no longer stunned.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You miss The Kobold Administrator!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from the side with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The Kobold Administrator has been knocked unconscious!
Kobold Administrator has been struck down.

Poor kobold.... 

[dwarf_reform]

I'll just leave this here...

[Steele]

I just had an interesting conversation with.. myself.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You: How's life here?
You: Several days ago somebody attacked somebody in The Destined Mires.
You: I would be honored if you would become a hearthperson.  Will you have me as lord?
You: Can you tell me where I can find the rawulf vampire Elana Questedclouted?
You: Kindlesnuggled is in The Destined Mires.  Search first in The Uncommon Spray, a mead hall there.
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
You: I am afraid of it.
You: Join me and we can shake off the yoke of The Noble Brims from the weary shoulders of the people of Flameadmired forever!
You: Let's trade.
You: You should probably try a shopkeeper.
You: You must yield!
You: You first, coward!
You: Tell me about your family.
You: I have no family to speak of.
You: Whosoever would blight the world, preying on the helpless, fear me!  I call you a child of the night and will slay you where you stand.
You: What is this madness?  Calm yourself!
You: Tell me about this area.
You: Ask me when I've returned to my home!
You: Come, join me on my adventures!
You: Goodbye.
You: Goodbye.
You: Would you agree to become lord of The Council of Wolves, taking over my duties and responsibilities?
You: I accept this honor.
You: You look like a mighty warrior indeed.
You: I am lord.
You: Does this settlement engage in trade?  Tell me about those places.
You: Ask me when I've returned to my home!
You: How's life here?
You: I demanded submission from .
You: Can you tell me where I can find the nietzschean warlock necromancer Bande Fireblade the Engravings of Neutralizing?
You: That's me.  I'm right here.

[klefenz]

I tried to beat some information out of a kobold. Little bastard was pretty tight lipped, though.

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You: Let us stop this pointless fighting!
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Death is all around us.  This is truly horrifying.
Munosh Specutsi¤ur, Spearman: Our time in The Windy Universes is so brief...  Begone fear!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
You strap the +iron long sword+ to your Upper body.
You strap the +iron shield+ to your Upper body.
You grab The Kobold Administrator by the throat from behind with your right hand!
You: I hate it.
You: Where are their forces?  Are there patrols or guards?
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from behind with your left hand, bruising the muscle, bruising the skull!
The Kobold Administrator has been stunned!
You: Tell me about the local ruler.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You place a chokehold on The Kobold Administrator's throat with Your right hand!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: We are in the right in all matters.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You: Do they have a firm grip on these lands?
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator is no longer stunned.
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You miss The Kobold Administrator!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
The Kobold Administrator misses You!
You punch The Kobold Administrator in the head from the side with your left hand and the injured part explodes into gore!
The Kobold Administrator has been knocked unconscious!
Kobold Administrator has been struck down.

How is he supposed to talk when you placed a choke hold on him?

[Stoup]

Never mind the fact that those poor lil 'bolds can't actually speak sensibly either. Kind of miss running into a kobold ambush and seeing their gibberish warnings

[Kamamura]

How is he supposed to talk when you placed a choke hold on him?

Those subtle nuances are often overlooked by the overzealous fascist interrogators.

[Arcvasti]

I'll just leave this here...

I find it awesome that cats clean themselves of contaminants naturally.