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MAGIC MISSLE BITCH

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DEATH TO THE HERETIC

4 (13.3%)

EMPOROR OF THE MAGIC WILL FIRE BALL US ALL

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A KNIFE IN THE BACK TO THE HERETIC

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METEORS FROM ORBIT

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HAVE THAT SPACE SHIP KILL US ALL

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THERE IS NO GOD

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WIZARDY FAILS US

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KILL THE HERETICS HOLY GHOST

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RELIGIOUS INQUISITION.

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WHY IS THERE A SKELETON THERE!?

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Total Members Voted: 29

[wer6]

Anything worth taking in the base?

[20] BANZOR CLASS LASER ARTILLARY TANK, FULLY CONDITIONED AND READY, AND FRESHLY GASSED UP WITH THE URANIUM RODS NECESSARY TO BEGIN CONQUERING.

DOUSE MYSELF OF FLAMES AND KILL MORE BEARS

[2]
 YOU KNOCK YOUR SELF OUT WITH YOUR TORCH, BEARS RIP YOUR ARMS OFF AND ARE NOW CONTENT.

More tail stabbing. And pinching with the pincers.

[10V11] SHIT, IT TAIL WHIPPED YOU FAR FAR AWAY, FUCK.

[poketwo]

USE LEVITATION MAGIC TO RIP OFF A BEAR'S ARMS AND REPLACE MINE WITH THOSE ARMS

[Generally me]

Become a cat and persuade my cat brethren to wage guarilla warfare on the humans.

[Beirus]

Eh, go explore.

[wer6]

USE LEVITATION MAGIC TO RIP OFF A BEAR'S ARMS AND REPLACE MINE WITH THOSE ARMS

[4] YOU FUCKED UP AND INSTEAD YOU HAVE RABBIT LEGS FOR ARMS.

Become a cat and persuade my cat brethren to wage guarilla warfare on the humans.

[11] YOUR A CAT, BUT YOU SEE THE CATLUMANTAI IS INFACT SPREAD WAY THROUGH ALL OF HUMANITY.

Eh, go explore.

14 YOU FIND A NUCLEAR MISSLE SILO, ABANDONED FROM THE APOCALYPSE.

[poketwo]

INGEST A LOT OF MANA CRYSTALS

[Salsacookies]

Become a human again

[Tavik Toth]

Get into the tank after looking for any maps of other old bases.

[wer6]

Get into the tank after looking for any maps of other old bases.

[20] OOHH SHIT, THERES OLD RADIO! ITS CONENCTED TO SOME FREQEUNCY, AND AFTER BREIF TALKING INTO THE RADIO, YOU FOUND OUT THE LEGENDARY  BUNKER OF MECHA-HITLER, WHICH IS UNDER A HEAVILY DEFENDED THEOCRACY OF 'MERICA, IT WILL TAKE MANY OF DAY'S AND MANY MAN TO GET TO THERE AND LOOT AND PILLAGE.

Become a human again

[20] YOU JUST CAME OUT OF SHIT VAULT, SHITS ON FIRE DOWN THERE, BUT YOU HAVE 20 GRENADES READYT O CHUCK AT THOSE DAMN RAIDERS, OH SWEET A ALIEN GUN, OH FUCK A SCORPIAN

INGEST A LOT OF MANA CRYSTALS

[12]((Phew!))  HAHA! WAIT FUCK WHY DID OYU EAT THOSE? YOU VOMIT FUCKING PLASMA EVERYWHERE, SOMEHOW YOUR NOT HARMED, MAYBE YOUR GUT IS PLASMA PROOF NOW, ALSO YOUR MIND FEELS FUNNY, AS IT SAID HELLO.

[poketwo]

MAKE THE MANA CRYSTALS INTO DRINKS THEN DRINK THE POTIONS

[Tavik Toth]

Then, time to travel! If possible, recruit anyone who might be interested on the way.

[wer6]

MAKE THE MANA CRYSTALS INTO DRINKS THEN DRINK THE POTIONS

[8] YOU PISS INTO BOTTLE AND MIX WITH CRYSTAL.
YOU SWIG.
YOU SEE EVERYTHING.
SHIT.

Then, time to travel! If possible, recruit anyone who might be interested on the way.

[14] YOU REALIZE THAT TIME TRAVEL IS NEARLY IMPOSIBLE, AS GM IS LAZY SHIT, INSTEAD YOU DRIVE ABOUT HALF WAY THERE, YOU ENCOUNTER THE SAND PIRATES.
DEY PISSED
DEY WANT BLOOD.

[Tavik Toth]

Tell them them I'm heading for a place to loot it. There are more than likely people there to kill or on the way. Or just direct them to the nearest settlement. Whichever they prefer. If they attack me though, laser them.

[poketwo]

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE

[Salsacookies]

Shoot the scorpion with my epic gun