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YES

5 (16.7%)

MAGIC MISSLE BITCH

11 (36.7%)

DEATH TO THE HERETIC

4 (13.3%)

EMPOROR OF THE MAGIC WILL FIRE BALL US ALL

1 (3.3%)

A KNIFE IN THE BACK TO THE HERETIC

0 (0%)

METEORS FROM ORBIT

2 (6.7%)

HAVE THAT SPACE SHIP KILL US ALL

1 (3.3%)

THERE IS NO GOD

1 (3.3%)

WIZARDY FAILS US

0 (0%)

KILL THE HERETICS HOLY GHOST

0 (0%)

RELIGIOUS INQUISITION.

0 (0%)

WHY IS THERE A SKELETON THERE!?

4 (13.3%)

Total Members Voted: 29

[Lyeos]

Make popcorn.

[wer6]

BE WER6

[2]YOUR WER77 A NOBODY WHO IS HATED EVERYWHERE!

Make popcorn.

[1]
OH GOD OH GOD YOU FUCKED UP FUCK FUCK WHERE ARE YOU ARRRMMS!?

[Alev]

GO TO NOWHERE, WHERE I"M LOVED

[Lyeos]

My arms are tentacles.

[wer6]

GO TO NOWHERE, WHERE I"M LOVED

[1] This is where you are loved, silly.

My arms are tentacles.

[12]NO, BUT YOU DO HAVE SLIGHTLY COOL ROBOT ARMS

[Beirus]

Get back in on this action.

[Lyeos]

Am I a cyborg, or an android?

[Alev]

Be iPhone so Lyeos and I can fight.

[wer6]

Get back in on this action.

[17]

thheemme sooong

yep

BEIRUS, YOU ARE BIRD MAN, YOU ARE OVER TEN TIMES AS SCARY AS YOU SOUND LIKE!

Am I a cyborg, or an android?

[/b][15]YOU. ARE. ANDROID YOU FIGHT AGAINST THE HORDES OF IPHONES, STEVES MINIONS

Be iPhone so Lyeos and I can fight.

[20]
YOU ARE IN STEVE JOBS IMAGE, THE PERFECT IPHONE, BETTER THEN THE REST((in steve jobs mind)) YOU FIGHT AGAINST THE HEATHENIC ANDROIDS WHO DARE QUESTION STEVE JOBS MASTER VISION.

Spoiler: LORE (click to show/hide)

THIS UNIVERSE IS WHERE STEVE JOBS IS IMMORTAL, THE MAKERS OF THE ANDROID, GOOGLE IS FIGHTING AN INTERGALACTIC WAR WHERE THE VICTOR DOMINATES THE CYBERPHONIC MARKET, AND IS CROWNED, WINNER OF FIGHT CLUB.

Spoiler: FACTIONS (click to show/hide)

ANDROID
LEADER: GOOGLE CONGOMERATE.
ASSETS: A MILLION ANDROIDS FIGHTING WITH ANDROID.

APPLE
LEADER:STEVE JOBS THE CRUSADER
ASSETS:A SEVERAL BILLION IPHONES FIGHTING ANDROID


GM MASTERRACE.
LEADER:WER6
ASSETS: UNIVERSAL POWER, WORLD FUCKING PEACE, JESUS'S MIDDLE FINGER, THE MATTER MANIPULATOR, A HOLY HAND GRENADE, THE MOST FEARSOME CREATURES LUCKY FOOT, A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FORTRESS, IMMMMAGINATION, A FORUM POST "who are you!?!?!"

BIRDMAN
LEADER:BEIRUS THE BIRDMAN
ASSET:BEIRUS THE BIRDMAN.

YOUR FACTION
LEADER:YOU
ASSETS:NOTHING, YOU MISERABLE FAILURE.

shit just got a level deeper.
HERES HOW IT WORKS, YOU EITHER JOIN A FACTION OR START ONE WHEN YOU RESPAWN, IF YOU SOMEHOW PLEASE ME WITH YOUR FACTION YOU GET A BONUS, IF I GIVE A FUCK, YOU GET A BONUS.

[Alev]

Crush the Androids with all of my billions of iPhones. Remove any Google-related apps from the store.

[Lyeos]

Blackmail Alev with his search history.

[Beirus]

((The matter manipulator didn't get destroyed when I imploded and exploded?))

Get some assets for my faction.

[TalonisWolf]

Make all the atomic matter in my body go Thermonuclear.

[NAV]

I am a failure. Fail this action.

[wer6]

((A new matter manipulate came to be, because GM summoning bullshit/I said so))

Crush the Androids with all of my billions of iPhones. Remove any Google-related apps from the store.

Blackmail Alev with his search history.

[11] v [20+1]amused the gm slightly.
THE BILLIONS OF IPHONES ARE ALREADY FIGHTING UNDER STEVE JOB'S COMMAND, YOU DO PUSH THEM SLIGHTLY HARDER TO FIGHT, AND YOU THINK 1 GOT CRUSHED, BUT YOU DON'T CONTROL THE APP STORE, THE HOLY MATRIX OF LEARNING.

BUT THEN, ALEV GETS A TEXT MESSAGE ABOUT HIS SEARCH HISTORY! HE IS MORTIFIED ABOUT THE HORRIBLE THINGS HE SEARCH'S UP ON THE HEATHEN WEBSITRE, HE  HAS A -5 FOR THE NEXT 2 TURNS/HOW LONG THE GM FEELS LIKE!
((seems that this RTD is giving slightly less rights to everyone every turn))

((The matter manipulator didn't get destroyed when I imploded and exploded?))

Get some assets for my faction.

[1]YOU TRY TO MUG STEVE JOBS, YOU ARE PROMPTLY TACKLED, PUT TO JAIL, TORTURED AND KILLED, BY BEING IMPALED ON A WALL.

Make all the atomic matter in my body go Thermonuclear.

[2]
ALL YOU DO IS PUT A LIGHTER TO YOUR BUTT AND FART SO MUCH THAT YOU EXPLODE, SURE WAS COOL THO.

I am a failure. Fail this action.

[AUTOSUCCEED]YOU RESPAWN AS THE ONE IPHONE RIGHT BEFORE IT GOT CRUSHED, SPLAT YOU FAILED.

AMAAAAAAAAASSSSS

[8]YOU GET A PILE OF DEAD PC'S.

Spoiler: FACTIONS (click to show/hide)

ANDROID
LEADER: GOOGLE CONGOMERATE.
ASSETS: A 999999 ANDROIDS FIGHTING WITH IPHONES.

APPLE
LEADER:STEVE JOBS THE CRUSADER
ASSETS:A SEVERAL BILLION IPHONES FIGHTING ANDROID
A MORTIFIED ALEV

GM MASTERRACE.
LEADER:WER6
ASSETS: UNIVERSAL POWER, WORLD FUCKING PEACE, JESUS'S MIDDLE FINGER, THE MATTER MANIPULATOR, A HOLY HAND GRENADE, THE MOST FEARSOME CREATURES LUCKY FOOT, A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM FORTRESS, IMMMMAGINATION, A FORUM POST "who are you!?!?!", A PILE OF DEAD PC'S,WHAT YOU THINK THEY DISSAPEAR?


YOUR FACTION
LEADER:YOU
ASSETS:NOTHING, YOU MISERABLE FAILURE.

GM'S ACTION: GET THE COOLEST SET OF HOVER TANKS FOR CHRISTMAS.