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[Loud Whispers]

Aesthetic fashion voldemorte is just Christopher Ecclestone

[Naturegirl1999]

Funny advertisement trying to predict the weather tells me that now that the warmth of spring has arrived, I better buy their summer outfits. There's loads of snow outside.

I don't have snow where I'm at, but the grass is still brown and the trees are still leafless, so definitely still winter mode for the plants, I'm not going out there because I hate the cold

[Eric Blank]

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Looks like Dermeister is still out there, lurking other games' forums for things to milk.

[King Zultan]

He couldn't fulfill dreams of milking in this game so had to go find another to try again, glad to hear he's still trying to fulfill his dreams especially since it's not on this forum.

[EuchreJack]

...good thing he's clearly too lazy to mod.

[Loud Whispers]

The dairy quest goes on, ever on that long and cheesy war

[pisskop]

Are goblins mammals? 🧐

I guess I took it for granted that they are.

[Frumple]

Most of the time? Not always (I've seen both reptile, fungal/plant, and construct renditions, off the top of my head), but generally yes.

[Magmacube_tr]

Looks like Dermeister is still out there, lurking other games' forums for things to milk.

He must be lurking here still. This nightmare never ends!

[King Zultan]

One day he will return to us, bring with him all the ogress milk and flood our world!

[scriver]

Are goblins mammals? 🧐

I guess I took it for granted that they are.

Goblins are bad spirits, generally of woodsy or out-of-the-way places

[TD1]

Once upon a time, in an alternate reality, Jesus of Nazareth and Caesar were engaged in a fierce battle for world domination. The two had amassed armies, with Jesus' followers fighting for him and Caesar's army consisting of the might of the Roman Empire.

The battle raged on for months, with both sides suffering heavy losses. Jesus, however, had a secret weapon - his unwavering faith in God. He led his army with the strength of his convictions and refused to back down, no matter the odds.

Finally, after many long months, Jesus and Caesar's armies met on the battlefield for the final showdown. The two leaders faced each other, with their armies surrounding them. Jesus stood tall and proud, his eyes fixed on Caesar. Caesar, on the other hand, was nervous and unsure of what to do.

Suddenly, Jesus raised his arms to the sky, calling out to God for guidance and strength. A bright light shone down upon him, filling him with an otherworldly power. He looked down at Caesar and spoke with a booming voice that echoed across the battlefield.

"Caesar, you have oppressed my people for too long. You have used your power to subjugate and control them, but your reign ends today. I will bring peace and justice to the world, and you will bow down before me."

Caesar was stunned. He had never seen such power before, and he realized that he could not win this battle. He lowered his sword and kneeled before Jesus, acknowledging him as the true ruler of the world.

Jesus accepted Caesar's surrender and took control of the Roman Empire. He implemented policies that promoted peace, justice, and equality for all. His reign was marked by prosperity and happiness, and the people of the world lived in peace and harmony.

Years later, when Jesus was an old man, he looked back on his life and knew that he had fulfilled his destiny. He had conquered Caesar, not with violence, but with the power of his faith and the love in his heart. And he knew that his legacy would live on for generations to come.

[Travis Bickle]

Once upon a time, in an alternate reality, Jesus of Nazareth and Caesar were engaged in a fierce battle for world domination. The two had amassed armies, with Jesus' followers fighting for him and Caesar's army consisting of the might of the Roman Empire.

The battle raged on for months, with both sides suffering heavy losses. Jesus, however, had a secret weapon - his unwavering faith in God. He led his army with the strength of his convictions and refused to back down, no matter the odds.

Finally, after many long months, Jesus and Caesar's armies met on the battlefield for the final showdown. The two leaders faced each other, with their armies surrounding them. Jesus stood tall and proud, his eyes fixed on Caesar. Caesar, on the other hand, was nervous and unsure of what to do.

Suddenly, Jesus raised his arms to the sky, calling out to God for guidance and strength. A bright light shone down upon him, filling him with an otherworldly power. He looked down at Caesar and spoke with a booming voice that echoed across the battlefield.

"Caesar, you have oppressed my people for too long. You have used your power to subjugate and control them, but your reign ends today. I will bring peace and justice to the world, and you will bow down before me."

Caesar was stunned. He had never seen such power before, and he realized that he could not win this battle. He lowered his sword and kneeled before Jesus, acknowledging him as the true ruler of the world.

Jesus accepted Caesar's surrender and took control of the Roman Empire. He implemented policies that promoted peace, justice, and equality for all. His reign was marked by prosperity and happiness, and the people of the world lived in peace and harmony.

Years later, when Jesus was an old man, he looked back on his life and knew that he had fulfilled his destiny. He had conquered Caesar, not with violence, but with the power of his faith and the love in his heart. And he knew that his legacy would live on for generations to come.

The funny thing is that this is about 75% true to real life.

[King Zultan]

Seems like Jesus cheated by calling  by his dad for help.

[dragdeler]

I'm halfway surprised it didn't pussy out with that could be considered offensive, everybody knows how sensitive rome chuds can be.