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[Kagus]

Comedy gold nay platinum nay... COMEDY β-Ti3Au! You could probably make a neolithic indoeuropean laugh until their ribs hurt with this, humour doesn't get more universal I think.

Truly a staggering amount of brainpower on display with these majestic creatures.


Also, for me the post showed both the video and the notification informing me that the content had been removed. Soooo...

[Rolan7]

Same, "removed" by the sub's moderators for being staged (which is against the sub's specific rules).  I think when Reddit says that, they mean it has been "unlisted".

cute frogs

[EuchreJack]

https://old.reddit.com/r/amibeingdetained/comments/bvzkde/state_citizen_tries_to_enter_a_courtroom_being_an/

Bog standard Sov. Cit. stuff, but the part that made me laugh is at the end.

He gets tased, yells and collapses, then his brain snaps immediately back into smugness and he deadpans "You guys are really overstepping your boundaries right now"

I love Sovereign Citizens so damn much.

They test the boundaries of all that we hold sacred.  Then suffer horribly for it.

If they were teenagers from affluent families, we'd probably call them "cute".  Out my way, they're mostly old drunks.

[EuchreJack]

Big Bill Hell's

This video almost killed me with laughter. I gotta watch it again!

[EuchreJack]

I was doing good until 2:27...

[Max™]

Had the idea pop in my head to tell her 'if you ever need to describe my wang to someone, call it 'powerful and efficient, like a ryoba power tool' ok?' and later checked to see if she remembered and she was like "you said a lot of words, it's uh..." and I start to refresh her memory and she says "reliable?" and I'm like... 'HO SHIT THAT'S MAGNIFICENTLY HILARIOUS!'

[TD1]

Your expectation: Ryoba power tool
Her reality: Traditional wood-handled jack saw, c. 1980.

[Max™]

c. 1880*

Nothing made in 1980 counts as a traditional saw as far as I'm concerned, but I've been doing a lot of planes lately so "jack saw" throws a weird error, a jack plane is a thing, a buck saw is a thing, no clue about jack saw.

[Frumple]

i mean, you're talking about wangs, so presumably a jack saw is a saw you masturbate with

the exact mechanics of this is left as an exercise to the viewer

_{^{please consult your doctor before attempting anything related to this subject}}

[Max™]

Oh good lord that didn't even cross my mind, consult a priest if you're considering whacking it with a saw or plane or any other hand tools.

[None]

I came, I saw, I conquered?

[TamerVirus]

I came?

[Rolan7]

NOPE
_{« Last Edit: September 27, 2022, 12:40:20 pm by Toady One »}

[Max™]

Holy shit the ominous NOPE there is killing me, gonna start coughing again.

[hector13]

I think Rolan may have just taken things further than they should have, particularly given the topic of discussion.