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[Yoink]

Been having a deluge of bogus Facebook friend requests lately, with various generic female models as the display pic. Kinda funny that they expect this to work.
Sure, I'm a lonely boy, but luckily for me my self-esteem is low enough that a gal looking like she was made out of stone and just crawled down from the Notre Dame would still seem out of my league, let alone these various buxom models and/or e-thots.   


...I'm not sure where I was going with this, or whether the above post makes much sense. Bear with me, I've not long woken up.

[Loud Whispers]

tfw no notre dame stone gf

[Yoink]

Yes, on second thoughts, that sounds kinda sexy, actually. Probably painful to get intimate with, though.   




Anyway, new Laugh: I am currently watching T2 Trainspotting, despite not having managed to acquire a copy of the book. I figured, I saw the first film years before I read any of Welsh's work, so I guess it can't hurt to go movie->book this time 'round as well.   
It's fucken brilliant, as one would expect.   


   
Still doubt I'll bring myself to watch Filth any time soon, though.   

[Iduno]

Spoilered for meanness (but it's funny meanness, so...)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

We were talking at work about a job opportunity: Mall Doctor. It's like a mall Santa, but people bring there kids in, and you break the news that they're too sick for their parents to take them to sports/Disney/Chuck-E-Cheese.

The hiring pool would be a weird intersection of "willing to deal with children" and "willing/happy to break childrens' hearts every day as a job", which means I'm guessing you'd end up with a lot of retired English teachers.

Yes, on second thoughts, that sounds kinda sexy, actually. Probably painful to get intimate with, though.   

Great, now I'm thinking about the bridge-lovers and the car-lovers.

[Kagus]

the bridge-lovers

Mmm yeah baby, you know I love it when you throw that arch at me...

[King Zultan]

Yes, on second thoughts, that sounds kinda sexy, actually. Probably painful to get intimate with, though.   

Great, now I'm thinking about the bridge-lovers and the car-lovers.

That reminds me of a documentary I saw a long ass time ago about some group of weirdos that were all horny for ferris wheels and other buildings, and the thing ended with some chick dry humping the Eiffel Tower while people with kids walked past.

[Naturegirl1999]

Yes, on second thoughts, that sounds kinda sexy, actually. Probably painful to get intimate with, though.   

Great, now I'm thinking about the bridge-lovers and the car-lovers.

That reminds me of a documentary I saw a long ass time ago about some group of weirdos that were all horny for ferris wheels and other buildings, and the thing ended with some chick dry humping the Eiffel Tower while people with kids walked past.

WTF? Why?

[Iduno]

That reminds me of a documentary I saw a long ass time ago about some group of weirdos that were all horny for ferris wheels and other buildings, and the thing ended with some chick dry humping the Eiffel Tower while people with kids walked past.

WTF? Why?

I'm going to go with "brains are weird." Although I am slightly tempted to instead explain why it would remind Zultan of the documentary, because smartassery.

[Naturegirl1999]

things people did in autopilot
more autopilot

[Reelya]

2020 summed up

[Bumber]

Streaming in dangerous places

[Teneb]

Spoiler: Chuck Tingle continues to be relevant and this brings me joy (click to show/hide)

[scriver]

Ok, that's awefulsome, but three things

1. That thumb

2. I love the Hugo awards line, I want Chuck to get on the new Yorker bestselling list just so he can put that on every single one of his covers

3. That O is not at all practicing responsible social distancing from that C

[TamerVirus]

Dude's got that hitchhiker's thumb

[Dunamisdeos]

The O is practicing, it's not good at it yet. Give it a break.