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[KittyTac]

"Next Month, Donald Trump Spends A Week With a Rubber Duck, Racking up Amphetamines"

Something he could actually do.

[EnigmaticHat]

We Ignored a Woman on Grindr Who Flew To Jerusalem and Murdered Their Gay Best Friend

Glad someone is taking action
Edit:

Twitter is Saying This New Sikh Movie is the Next "Stranger Things"

I wish this was real

[Rolan7]

I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual.  I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.  Heishi asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

I wouldn't say "proud" but...

[Bumber]

I Masqueraded as a Taxi Driver in Guatemala and There Was No Mike Tyson
I Masqueraded as a Paleontologist in Cartagena and There Was No Mike Tyson
Beard Trimmers, Plastic Forks and MDMA: In School with Mike Tyson in Pyongyang
We Stumbled Upon 7 Blurry Photos That Prove Robert Downey Jr. is into Gender Normative Women
I Masqueraded as a Pirate in Soho and There Was No Winston Churchill
I Masqueraded as a Neo-Nazi in Bogota and There Was No Dick Cheney

The Definitive Guide to Over-the-Hill Muslim Women Snorting PCP In School
These Haunting Photos Illustrate the Tranquility of Women Hyped About Shrooms
Dabbing Rohypnol In a Coma with Hilary Clinton
Find Out What Went Down When We Were In Rehab for 5 Minutes in Guatemala

Kanye West: Why a Rifle Couldn't Prevent My Postman From Overdosing on Gutter Glitter in Silicon Valley
Do Roofers Really Need Rifles? This Polynesian Rape-Gaze Fan Decides
Why Acapulco's Version of Happn is Just a Front for Murdered Roofers
Everyone is Saying This New Scientologist TV Show is the Next "Star Wars"
These 8-Track Recordings Capture the Happiness of Children Dependent on "The Killing"
A Fucking Eternity with Satan and a Polynesian Graffiti Crew Member

We Ignored a Girl on Tinder Who Flew To Johannesburg and Molested Their Grandfather
Keyboards, Nailguns and Methamphetamine: Playing Russian Roulette with Beyonce in Johannesburg
Why Being a Neo-Nazi Taught Me About Men
I Defiled Theresa May and Built an App for it
We Abused Justin Bieber and Started an AMA on Reddit
Helmets, Synthesizers and Shrooms: In a Coma with Justin Bieber in London

[deathpunch578]

I was playing some DF today, this is an interesting god my dwarves are praying to

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[IronTomato]

Teabagging my enemy into submission

[WARNING: SHAMELESS YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLUG]

[Loud Whispers]

Teabagging my enemy into submission

[WARNING: SHAMELESS YOUTUBE CHANNEL PLUG]

I will destroy you

5 seconds later

Tactical retreat

[IronTomato]

Tactical retreat

he had no other options

[Yoink]

Was innocently browsing YouTube listening to music when a Boat Bomber video I'd not yet seen popped up in the recommendations.
It was on the Fallout server. I actually burst out laughing a few times before realising it was past 11 and people are presumably sleeping elsewhere in the house.
Also it had BPL and Hippie contributing some VA! I don't know if that's a regular occurrence, I haven't watched enough BB videos, but that's pretty darn cool.

"Next Month, Donald Trump Spends A Week With a Rubber Duck, Racking up Amphetamines"

Something he could actually do.

That sounds like a pretty rad week, can I come?

[Loud Whispers]

My mother asked for a strap on for her birthday and I just barely managed to contain my laughter, asking her what the hell she meant by that. She held up an innocent looking watch (that lacked a wrist strap) and said "my watch needs a strap on." For context English was her second language, but good Lord

[Rolan7]

Nice save, LWmom!
(Subtly introduce her to Amazon?  ...OH SWEET NSFW, yeah, Amazon would work)

[Akura]

"Is there a war crime we haven't yet committed?"

[Kagus]

"Is there a war crime we haven't yet committed?"

Holy shit. It's actually less than four months since his last upload.

What's happening with the world?

[Rolan7]

Thanks for sharing that, by the way, I was in tears.
I think towing the tank was my favorite part, but it's hard to say.

[TD1]

I nearly cried laughing. Thank you, kind sir.