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[scourge728]

I kinda thought "rubber" was UK slang, because I've never actually HEARD/READ any one say it, not even on television/ the internet, everything I've read or heard with a few exceptions has said condom

[hector13]

Johnny is British slang for a condom.

[Reelya]

Johnny definitely isn't a term you'd hear in Australia for that. Neither is "Rubber"though it's more plausible than Johnny.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/franger

franger (plural frangers)

    (Australia, New Zealand, slang) A condom

The one good thing about "franger" is that it's clearly 100% unambiguous compared to the other choices.

[hector13]

Car advert in the US told me to support two teams that have already been knocked out of the World Cup.

Further amusing because it’s a car company from one of those countries that has been knocked out.

[Yoink]

Like the UK, In Australia, we don't call Condom's "rubbers" we call them "condoms". Nobody says "erasers" either, we say "rubbers".

I don't know about that, I call them erasers and everyone seems to understand.
Probably a deeply-buried subconscious holdout from that time in primary school when the word "rubber" briefly meant a penis rather than an eraser, and to misuse it in front of one's peers was to die spectacularly of embarrassment.


...Also, I thought a "franger" was someone from the wasteland Frankston.

[hector13]

... how in the name of the wee man (pun intended) did you kids see a connection between rubber and penis?

[Rolan7]

... how in the name of the wee man (pun intended) did you kids see a connection between rubber and penis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdiB3cISeBk

I worked a charity function at (local) harley davidson where this was a mainline song and dance was this rocking beat.
Gods damn those were good times.  S-wag.

[Bumber]

Rolan7's sig.

Johnny definitely isn't a term you'd hear in Australia for that. Neither is "Rubber"though it's more plausible than Johnny.

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/franger

franger (plural frangers)

    (Australia, New Zealand, slang) A condom

The one good thing about "franger" is that it's clearly 100% unambiguous compared to the other choices.

But then what do you call anger towards a friend?

[Akura]

Wow. First one: "What Being a Sex Worker Taught Me About Transvestites"

I imagine you would learn a lot about transvestites as a prostitute.

Also this: "Why Fake News Fan Stormzy Is Addicted to Sadcore"

[Reelya]

"Why Brooklyn's Midget Strippers are Swapping Drum Kits for Machetes"

[birdy51]

"We Molested Kim Jong Un and Tweeted the Whole Thing"

[KittyTac]

"We Molested Kim Jong Un and Tweeted the Whole Thing"

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[Hotfire90]

"How Helsinki's Answer to 'The X-Files' Is Just Theresa May on Heroin"
"Martin Shkreli: How a Beard Trimmer Couldn't Save My Chef From Overdosing on Scopolamine in Croydon"
"Do Psychologists Really Need Condoms? This Sri Lankan Folk-Tronica Fan Sleeps Her Way to the Answer"

[Grim Portent]

"Bombing Birdie Powder At a Sex Party with Theresa May"

"We Found 22 Grainy Videos That Confirm Courtney Love is into Metrosexual Transvestites"

"Why Being a Psychologist Taught Me About Children"

"How Trump Thought Tupac was a Muslim Sex Slave"

"We Acquired 12 Old Movies That Confirm Vladimir Putin is into Masculine-Presenting Children"

[TamerVirus]

"Next Month, Donald Trump Spends A Week With a Rubber Duck, Racking up Amphetamines"

"I Documented a Kemetist Plumber and Didn't Stop Them From Fellating Robert Downey Jr."

"Meet the Macedonian Farmers Who Are Putting Chillwave Back on the Map"

"Julian Assange: How a Glow Stick Couldn't Save My Gay Best Friend From Overdosing on Narcotics in Montenegro"