I just read an article in my newspaper about the Vegan Streaker striking again at a bullfight in Pamplona.
Newspaper article also had a link to an old tv fragment, where the same Vegan Striker breaks into a live tv show hosted by famous Dutch tv-host Paul de Leeuw.
Now I'm not a big fan of de Leeuw, it's not really my type of humour usually, but this made me laugh so hard.
How to deal with a vegan streaker entering your live show.
https://youtu.be/UM7NzqV_iBkit's not too hard to follow, but since it's in Dutch I'll describe what happens.
de Leeuw is calling a 6 year old girl, to make her happy by sending her favourite famous person to come pick her up.
Halfway through the call, this near naked dude breaks into the studio, shouting 'stop animal suffering, all animals free!' and 'meat is murder!'
Then he wants to go off stage again, but is called back by the Leeuw who says "no,no,no. Butcher, come over here. If you want attention, come here".
He then puts the guy on hold and continues his phone call with the 6 year old girl, and sends her idol to go pick her up by car, leaving the Vegan Streaker flabberghasted in the background.
When that is done, de Leeuw gets the Vegan Streaker, puts him on his lap, and starts trying to grab his dick (note that de Leeuw is an outspoken homosexual, good way to describe him would be 'Dutch media's most favourite gay person'), telling him "you started", and "I want to know what kind of meat is under that string".
Then he rips off the string saying "if you want to streak, you have to really streak", after which the Vegan Streaker flees the scene into the arms of backstage security.
De Leeuw then sniffs his fingers a bit and says "indeed, no meat. Carrots. Asparagus. A real cucumber dick".
the Vegan Streaker, whose real name is Peter Janssen, now rather breaks into bullfighting arenas to streak the bullfighters and hug bull corpses. Much safer than Dutch live tv shows. Over the past few years, he claims he has disrupted 27 bull fights. Since there was a warrant for his arrest out by Spanish police for this, he reported himself to the Madrid police, and is to appear before the court on the 18th of september. Plenty of time to disrupt some more bullfights, he must have thought.
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