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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1566253 times)

Reelya

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6705 on: November 01, 2016, 06:02:48 am »

Ideally you'd want a surname that's funny even if you get promoted:

Private Parts
Corporal Punishment
Major Asshole
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Basically, they'd promote you to stop being embarrassed by calling out "Private Parts". So if you want a guaranteed rise to the top you need something that's embarrassing at every rank.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6706 on: November 01, 2016, 09:15:28 am »

сука блять

Google page translate is more than enough. Maybe even better than a proper translation. Salutations, strange friend.

That looks like a mangled translation to begin with, and I can't seem to find a way to render it back into English that doesn't require me to get some sort of plugin.

You can literally drop a url into google translate's box, it'll give you a link to the translated page. Gonna be shit, 'cause google translate, natch.

Legitimately not sure if it was intentionally translator-garbled or if google translate is just that bad. Probably the former on further investigation, it looks to be a troll account (also fairly NSFW, just don't).
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6707 on: November 01, 2016, 10:25:38 am »

It's...really garbled. Somebody already put it through Google Translate to get this Russian text, so whatever you're getting is like, extra garblage.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6708 on: November 01, 2016, 12:35:38 pm »

Siralim 2. Puttering around doing normal stuff. Came up on a fight with two valkyrie scouts and some other stuff in the enemy party. For those that don't know (which is probably most of you), the scouts special ability is that they take a swing at anyone that hits one of their allies. The key word here is anyone.

Completely unintentionally, I had mind tricks (which causes whatever it targets to hit themselves) proc on one of the said other stuff. Cue the scouts promptly whacking their ally in the head, and then getting stuck in a retaliation loop between the two of them until one died.

It was hilarious.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6709 on: November 02, 2016, 04:20:11 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6710 on: November 02, 2016, 04:21:57 pm »

Siralim 2. Puttering around doing normal stuff. Came up on a fight with two valkyrie scouts and some other stuff in the enemy party. For those that don't know (which is probably most of you), the scouts special ability is that they take a swing at anyone that hits one of their allies. The key word here is anyone.

Completely unintentionally, I had mind tricks (which causes whatever it targets to hit themselves) proc on one of the said other stuff. Cue the scouts promptly whacking their ally in the head, and then getting stuck in a retaliation loop between the two of them until one died.

It was hilarious.
Best bug.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6711 on: November 02, 2016, 06:23:47 pm »

Siralim 2. Puttering around doing normal stuff. Came up on a fight with two valkyrie scouts and some other stuff in the enemy party. For those that don't know (which is probably most of you), the scouts special ability is that they take a swing at anyone that hits one of their allies. The key word here is anyone.

Completely unintentionally, I had mind tricks (which causes whatever it targets to hit themselves) proc on one of the said other stuff. Cue the scouts promptly whacking their ally in the head, and then getting stuck in a retaliation loop between the two of them until one died.

It was hilarious.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6713 on: November 02, 2016, 09:19:51 pm »

Best bug.
Not a bug :P

Pretty sure, anyway. That sort of interaction is part and parcel to siralim's design, and screwing with your opponent's setup so that it self-implodes one way or another is just part of the game, ahaha.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6714 on: November 02, 2016, 09:21:05 pm »

Best bug.
Not a bug :P

Pretty sure, anyway. That sort of interaction is part and parcel to siralim's design, and screwing with your opponent's setup so that it self-implodes one way or another is just part of the game, ahaha.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6715 on: November 03, 2016, 07:12:59 am »

I got it recently. Its a pretty fun game in its own right, lots of good ideas to keep things interesting, though so far only the boss battles have offered some challenge. Game seems to have a lot of depth to it and I'm still trying to figure out what to do with all the stuff the game throws at me (which is a lot). Could use a little polish, though, it crashed once on me when I tried to check a valkyrie's stats.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6716 on: November 03, 2016, 08:21:24 am »

Yeah, the standard early/mid game stuff isn't terribly difficult, usually, so long as you're not breeding or farming god favor much (both of which increases the variation in what you can encounter in the field, making nasty combinations more possible), avoiding sigils, and not using that scaling acceleration punishment. Everything's pretty flimsy and it's pretty easy to outpace the enemy on damage et al... for a while. Late mid and into the end/post-end game and gloves start coming off, the nastier traits start showing up, and it starts getting where you have to pay more attention. Does take a while to reach that point, though.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6718 on: November 04, 2016, 10:55:01 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 6684 lamps and counting
« Reply #6719 on: November 04, 2016, 01:54:44 pm »

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