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[TD1]

You know you've got it right when women accost you in public!

....

Right?

[hops]

I got beat up by a girl once am I doing it right

[flame99]

I got beat up by a girl once am I doing it right

* flame99 beats you up to display her affection

[KingofstarrySkies]

You know you've got it right when women accost you in public!

....

Right?

A girl who I think was into me but kind of creeped me out once just straight up grabbed my man-tit in the hallway as I was passing her and looked me in the eye and I don't know how to feel about that

[spümpkin]

You know you've got it right when women accost you in public!

....

Right?

A girl who I think was into me but kind of creeped me out once just straight up grabbed my man-tit in the hallway as I was passing her and looked me in the eye and I don't know how to feel about that

i will bap her

also that reminds me, twice now I have been ass-grabbed my males (pretty masculine ones, at that, who look like they've been doing testosterone shots) at my school, so either 1 of 2 things is true.
1. There are a lot more homosexual males in my school
2. My ass is really nice

I kinda hope its the second one

[Harry Baldman]

i will bap her

also that reminds me, twice now I have been ass-grabbed my males (pretty masculine ones, at that, who look like they've been doing testosterone shots) at my school, so either 1 of 2 things is true.
1. There are a lot more homosexual males in my school
2. My ass is really nice

I kinda hope its the second one

I mean, 1) implies that gay dudes don't have standards. So it's either 2) or both. Win-win!

[spümpkin]

Well, gay people can and can also not have standards, as theyare still human :p

But yeah, i appear at school as male, so its weird but also nice?

[Loud Whispers]

quit foolin around you damn haram kids

[hops]

don't be alarm it's just haram

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

woop woop dats teh sound of the police

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Well, gay people can and can also not have standards, as theyare still human :p

But yeah, i appear at school as male, so its weird but also nice?

Compare this discussion to the Donald Trump grope discussion in Ameripol. Weird.

[Flying Dice]

Being groped in public by random people is acceptable as long as the recipient is fine with it. Of course you can't actually tell if you're not them so don't do it unprompted you gobshite. :^)

inb4hentaijokes

[AzyWng]

In Hitman: Blood Money, it's possible to strangle people in elevators by climbing through the elevator hatch, and waiting for someone to turn up.

Then you equip the fiber wire and press E when the prompt appears.

TV tropes described this as the ability to "play 'elevator monster'".

Later the same day that I read it, I thought of "Elevator Monster 47".

[BFEL]

Sprin: how you feel about Civ VI
bfel001: Don't really care
Sprin: I sorta like how it hurts
Sprin: looks*
bfel001: XD
Sprin: wtf
bfel001: BEST TYPO
Sprin: xD

[TempAcc]

Does hair touching count as groping?

If so, then that means I'm a serial groper.