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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when 1 change the title  (Read 1565873 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4935 on: February 10, 2016, 06:53:51 am »

The first part of the speech was hilarious, the rest of it was more somber.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4936 on: February 10, 2016, 05:58:43 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4937 on: February 10, 2016, 08:04:58 pm »

oh jesus fuck what

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4938 on: February 10, 2016, 08:07:52 pm »

Bosch.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4939 on: February 10, 2016, 08:27:52 pm »

Heard this from behind me somewhere on the bus today on the way back from class.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4940 on: February 10, 2016, 08:28:32 pm »

oh, goodness
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4941 on: February 10, 2016, 08:36:30 pm »

He's got a point.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4943 on: February 10, 2016, 08:52:48 pm »

Does anyone say that? I mean, people who live on the Med are generally more Arabic than Slavs or Scandies, but they'd still class themselves as white.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4944 on: February 10, 2016, 08:54:23 pm »

Does anyone say that? I mean, people who live on the Med are generally more Arabic than Slavs or Scandies, but they'd still class themselves as white.

I fink all of norf Africa might have an ishoo wit dat. And Europe.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4945 on: February 10, 2016, 08:55:47 pm »

This is probably going to ping some nerves, but I'd say that that's because in the U.S. a good-sized chunk of the white population is actually able to trace their cultural roots back to a specific place. Most black folks don't have that luxury. Related: the movement towards latin@s being treated as an ethnic group as well as a cultural one, which I'd point to several things relating to how Latin America diverged from Spain and Portugal both racially (due to intermingling with Africans and native groups) and to a certain degree culturally.

I'd assume that in, say, Britain, there's also a much firmer divide between racial identity and cultural identity among various immigrant groups. The U.S. doesn't have that as much, partly because even the most well-preserved cultural traditions (i.e. Italians, Irish, Cuban, Korean, &c. immigrant descendents) have homogenized and integrated to a fairly strong degree. Like, I know that I've got a strong chunk of Scots blood in me, but I don't think of myself as Scottish-American despite the fact that a lot of my immigrant ancestors were Scots--that's pre-Revolution days we're talking about, and it's only really hung about in the sense of family heirlooms and stories. The Italians, Irish, &c. immigrant descendents tend to have stronger cultural identities because their ancestors came over more recently and in larger, more interconnected groups, such that they preserved more and haven't had as long to dilute. Meanwhile, to get back to the original point, the average African-American is lucky if they can trace their family back to antebellum days, never mind their ancestors point of origin. Note, also, that actual (that is to say, free-willed) black immigrants from Ethiopia, Jamaica, &c. do (at least in my observation) tend to retain that same sort of cultural identity.

It's definitely affected by duration since the arrival of ancestors, cohesiveness of immigrant groups, and the nature of the process by which they arrived (i.e. immigration vs. slave trade). If I had to hazard a guess, the larger context of the statement would be "I don't identify as 'white' [i.e. homogenous racial group], I'm Italian." Substitute "white" with "European", if that helps. "White" is bland, broad, and not very descriptive; if they're proud of their ancestry, they'd want to display it.

Well, hell, there's hundreds of pages of analysis and explanation in a topic that broad and multi-faceted, but there's a two-cent guess.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4946 on: February 10, 2016, 08:59:52 pm »

Does anyone say that? I mean, people who live on the Med are generally more Arabic than Slavs or Scandies, but they'd still class themselves as white.
I fink all of norf Africa might have an ishoo wit dat. And Europe.
Well no duh I meant mediterranean yuropeens. The context was Italians and and white people, which leaves you with pretty much just Europe.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4947 on: February 10, 2016, 09:02:00 pm »

Substitute "white" with "European", if that helps. "White" is bland, broad, and not very descriptive; if they're proud of their ancestry, they'd want to display it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4948 on: February 10, 2016, 09:05:50 pm »

Latinats? Latinspidermonkeys? FD pls.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5000 laffs and counting
« Reply #4949 on: February 10, 2016, 09:10:27 pm »

Fun fact: I'm a[...] Nazis.

I knew it.  :P
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