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Akura

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4140 on: December 04, 2015, 09:05:23 pm »
...That's the idea. >_<



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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4141 on: December 04, 2015, 11:52:39 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4142 on: December 05, 2015, 12:21:33 am »
There's a small town about ~15 minutes away from where I live, which I often go to for groceries and such. There aren't any main roads between these places though, so it's mostly just narrow country roads that everyone goes down at around 120kph.

One of these roads has a bit of a tree root problem. There are large bumps in the road, and unless you want to wreck your suspension you either have to slow down (annoying) or drive around them (risky). This has been a thing for over a year now, and not really notable given the general state of roads around Christchurch (i.e. paved-over turds).

Now, the council doesn't have the money to reseal roads every time there's a little bump, but apparently people have been complaining about this one. Because today, the council has put up a speed bump sign, like the ones you see in backwater suburbs or busy carparks.
It's a speed bump sign. In the middle of an open road. Warning of tree roots.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4143 on: December 05, 2015, 05:29:41 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4144 on: December 05, 2015, 06:47:37 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4145 on: December 05, 2015, 08:55:13 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4146 on: December 05, 2015, 09:58:01 pm »
Quote from: Akura on December 04, 2015, 09:05:23 pm
Man tries to rob a Walgreens, fails completely.
Its like the clerk looked the robber directly in the eyes and was like "you wouldn't do it."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4147 on: December 06, 2015, 01:54:09 am »
That's basically my plan if my workplace gets robbed.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4148 on: December 06, 2015, 06:21:23 am »
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Confirming its popularity, in 2015 a poll of 2,157 British men and women found that regionally, doggy style was favored by the Welsh.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4149 on: December 06, 2015, 06:27:40 am »
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4150 on: December 06, 2015, 06:35:34 am »
Not to be confused with dogging, favoured by scousers
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4151 on: December 06, 2015, 08:37:07 am »
Or sheep style, favored by the Welsh? :^)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4152 on: December 06, 2015, 09:54:14 am »
So, apparently as of 2 hours and 10 minutes ago, I've been logged in for one hundred days total. Just found that funny.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4153 on: December 06, 2015, 10:46:55 am »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Chainsaw hat
« Reply #4154 on: December 06, 2015, 11:05:59 am »
Quote from: Twinwolf on December 06, 2015, 09:54:14 am
So, apparently as of 2 hours and 10 minutes ago, I've been logged in for one hundred days total. Just found that funny.

122 days, 18 hours and 36 mins ago.

I win. Well, for now anyway :P
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