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[Flying Dice]

What's the actual Mundus equivalent of cocaine though. Moon sugar? Do people snort those?

Nah. The name's no joke, Khajiit use it in a spice in goddamn near everything. It's already a potent drug in that form, but the Khajiit generally don't view it as such; it's partly just that it's sweet (and they're resistant to it from constant consumption), and partly a religious thing. Use of moon sugar (and skooma, the refined form) as a street drug is mostly in other provinces.

I checked around, and it's allegedly an analgesic and a soporific (i.e. makes you sleepy and numbs pain), whereas cocaine is a stimulant.

[Bohandas]

Quill-Weave buys cocaine!

Reminds me of a panel I saw in an authorized third-party spinoff one time

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Graknorke]

Quill-Weave buys cocaine!

Wow I didn't know QW was such a racist.

[SirQuiamus]

Wanna hear a joke with only three syllables?

Ben...HAHAHAHAH...Car...HAHAHEHEHAHAHAHAHA...son...BWAAHAAHAAHAA.

...

Spoiler: Comment from PZ Myers (click to show/hide)

Jesus fuck, I made the mistake of actually listening to the video of his speech at that link. It’s terrible, even just as a speech: incoherent babble. He can’t finish a thought. He gets “thermal dynamics” wrong. He jumps from that stupid Joseph story to denying evolution, and then starts an anecdote about how “the meaning of each one of those letters means something special” — what letters? What word? — and tells us the “T” is for “talent”…and then goes off on another tangent. Then several minutes later he tells us the “H” is for honesty, which leads him to tell another story about how abortion is bad, and how brave he was to refuse to run a commercial about abortion. Next it’s all about how god loves us, and the video ends.

The word was apparently “th”.

Goddamn this man is stupid.

[Akura]

Quill-Weave buys cocaine!

I clicked on "Read from the begining". I think it's the equivalent of inserting dynamite into my sides.

[redwallzyl]

Wanna hear a joke with only three syllables?

Ben...HAHAHAHAH...Car...HAHAHEHEHAHAHAHAHA...son...BWAAHAAHAAHAA.

...

Spoiler: Comment from PZ Myers (click to show/hide)

Jesus fuck, I made the mistake of actually listening to the video of his speech at that link. It’s terrible, even just as a speech: incoherent babble. He can’t finish a thought. He gets “thermal dynamics” wrong. He jumps from that stupid Joseph story to denying evolution, and then starts an anecdote about how “the meaning of each one of those letters means something special” — what letters? What word? — and tells us the “T” is for “talent”…and then goes off on another tangent. Then several minutes later he tells us the “H” is for honesty, which leads him to tell another story about how abortion is bad, and how brave he was to refuse to run a commercial about abortion. Next it’s all about how god loves us, and the video ends.

The word was apparently “th”.

Goddamn this man is stupid.

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[itisnotlogical]

A 70-year-old lady in my class stormed out in a tantrum. It was fucking hilarious. I've seen a few tantrums in middle school and high school, but this was up there with them. Rip in pepperonis kiddo.

And this was someone that took their age very seriously, as in it was their only personality trait.

[ArKFallen]

And this was someone that took their age very seriously, as in it was their only personality trait.

She has waited 50 years for someone to take her seriously but she done fucked up and it will take her more.

[Flying Dice]

From a textbook I have:

A troubled teen in China jumped off a 22-story building after a marathon session playing World of Warcraft III.

[TheBiggerFish]

From a textbook I have:

A troubled teen in China jumped off a 22-story building after a marathon session playing World of Warcraft III.

......Pick one, writers.....
Still kinda sad though.

[Putnam]

all things considered

it was actually probably dota

[Orange Wizard]

A 70-year-old lady in my class stormed out in a tantrum. It was fucking hilarious. I've seen a few tantrums in middle school and high school, but this was up there with them. Rip in pepperonis kiddo.

And this was someone that took their age very seriously, as in it was their only personality trait.

What made her tantrum?

[itisnotlogical]

A 70-year-old lady in my class stormed out in a tantrum. It was fucking hilarious. I've seen a few tantrums in middle school and high school, but this was up there with them. Rip in pepperonis kiddo.

And this was someone that took their age very seriously, as in it was their only personality trait.

What made her tantrum?

No idea. She was just a miserable human being in general. I can't recall one thing she has said that wasn't a complaint.

She was also in my writing class a term or two back, where she took everything way too seriously. At one point during a debate about self-driving cars, she called me an emotionless robot.

True story. I have no idea what her problem is.

[Flying Dice]

A 70-year-old lady in my class stormed out in a tantrum. It was fucking hilarious. I've seen a few tantrums in middle school and high school, but this was up there with them. Rip in pepperonis kiddo.

And this was someone that took their age very seriously, as in it was their only personality trait.

What made her tantrum?

No idea. She was just a miserable human being in general. I can't recall one thing she has said that wasn't a complaint.

She was also in my writing class a term or two back, where she took everything way too seriously. At one point during a debate about self-driving cars, she called me an emotionless robot.

True story. I have no idea what her problem is.

I hope you responded with something along the lines of "Beep-boop. Error. Error. This unit is not emotionless."

[KingofstarrySkies]

Reminds me of the time I once asked a question to the teacher in a robotic voice. The question-Or rather statement, was:
DEFINE PARAMETER: [THING]