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[Orange Wizard]

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inb4 he's talking to his hand

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Putins birthday celebrations

Jesus, it's like the guy is Caligula reborn.

[Flying Dice]

"When people in the West make same-sex marriages or dye their hair red, we ignore it," says Asker. "This is our business. We love and respect Putin."

That article was a veritable gold mine of quotes.

[redwallzyl]

Putins birthday celebrations

Jesus, it's like the guy is Caligula reborn.

[IcyTea31]

Putins birthday celebrations

Putin holds a trophy at his birthday hockey match, during which he scored seven goals.

It's as if they weren't even trying to make things plausible. In a fair hockey match, scoring even two goals is very difficult. Why doesn't Putin sign up for the Russian hockey team for the next world championships, he'd just steamroll every opponent?

[TheBiggerFish]

Putins birthday celebrations

Putin holds a trophy at his birthday hockey match, during which he scored seven goals.

It's as if they weren't even trying to make things plausible. In a fair hockey match, scoring even two goals is very difficult. Why doesn't Putin sign up for the Russian hockey team for the next world championships, he'd just steamroll every opponent?

They let him win, duh.

[IcyTea31]

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Of course they let him win. What I find laughable is that they didn't even attempt to make it seem like a fair game.

[TheBiggerFish]

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Of course they let him win. What I find laughable is that they didn't even attempt to make it seem like a fair game.

True that.

[Arx]

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Of course they let him win. What I find laughable is that they didn't even attempt to make it seem like a fair game.

Why would they need to make it seem like a fair game? How could it possibly be a fair game with Our Glorious Leader Putin (Blessed be his Name) (May he live a thousand years) playing for only one team?

[Graknorke]

It could just be that the people he was playing with weren't very good. Lower skilled games tend to have more goals scored.

[pisskop]

Putin is awesome.  Much cooler than our president.

[Graknorke]

permanent development

haha you funny guy

no it's basically dead, since he can make more money by putting people's furry waifus in his new game instead

[Avis-Mergulus]

permanent development

haha you funny guy

no it's basically dead, since he can make more money by putting people's furry waifus in his new game instead

Somebody is salty. Mmm.

[Graknorke]

Yes I am pretty salty. Is that unreasonable?

[Avis-Mergulus]

Yes I am pretty salty. Is that unreasonable?

Yeah, I mean, you got a game with a ton of content for absolutely free, before the author got tired of it and went on to make a new one that you can also get for absolutely free, just a little later than if you gave him money, which he, like all people, needs to buy shit and pay rent and whatever. Unsalt thyself.