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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1837009 times)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3240 on: August 29, 2015, 06:03:29 pm »

Breakfast news show had an interview with a zoo director. Zoo director puts on a little show with a monkey riding a pony.

Monkey jumps off pony. Director loses temper, grabs monkey. Calls it a 'fucking cocksucker'. On live TV.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3241 on: August 29, 2015, 06:50:38 pm »

If you can find a link to that, that would be great. I've tried, failed.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3242 on: August 29, 2015, 07:42:41 pm »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbxg1Qbeuso

Probably not going to bode well. Director issued an apology, but the station tweeted that it would not visit the zoo again.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3243 on: August 30, 2015, 03:04:12 am »

Jesus christ PETA brigade is already in the comments.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3244 on: August 30, 2015, 09:00:28 am »

Jesus christ PETA brigade is already in the comments.

we have no time

get the cocksucker monkeys

and run
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3248 on: August 30, 2015, 11:24:38 pm »

If you click here you can watch a group of middle-aged hardcore gamers get way, way too invested in watching their drunk friend play Hunie Pop.  I'm not sure if that's something you WANT to see but trust me, it gets pretty hilarious.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3249 on: August 30, 2015, 11:26:31 pm »

If you click here you can watch a group of middle-aged hardcore gamers get way, way too invested in watching their drunk friend play Hunie Pop.  I'm not sure if that's something you WANT to see but trust me, it gets pretty hilarious.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3250 on: August 30, 2015, 11:38:12 pm »

I love Google Translate's clumsiness. Translating a list of song titles from Pokémon Black and White 2 from Japanese is hilarious, because even though everything is mangled horrifically, it's still usually recognizable. "N's Theme" becomes "N of Theme". What I would assume is the happy ending background music from the in-game movies becomes "the success of the theme". Something--I have no idea what--got translated to "Drunk".
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3251 on: August 31, 2015, 03:42:44 am »

Slightly flammable, hella funny.
That first comment.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3253 on: August 31, 2015, 07:02:49 am »

Alfred Hajos, an double gold medalist in swimming in Athens in 1896, when asked by the Greek king where he learned to swim like that:

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