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[Akura]

In all fairness, I know exactly how he feels.

[Twinwolf]

PTW. And share something.

My cousins have a cat. That cat is either very smart or thinks it's a human, because they taught it to poop in the toilet.

[Helgoland]

Charles Mingus, the maddest man to ever lead a bigband, wrote a manual for that. I read that it's bad for the cat's psychology though.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

When I am sleep deprived I get very slap happy.
Last night's all nighter with my friend was hilarious, that is all

[Calidovi]

I get very spank* happy.

[vjmdhzgr]

https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/6nz1k/got_six_weeks_try_the_hundred_push_ups_training/

This, i just, wow. I laughed. like half hour maybe. I feel a bit slw and dizzy slightly maybe now. WOw that was  weird eperience. I think I got to like drug level things there. I feel a slight taste of iron which wouldnt mak esene for blod so I'm probably fine. I should probably just sleep. Anyway that was quite a  thing i did i mean there was contemplation on whether its possible to die of laughter and whether it would be worth it if i could i think i decided yes I mean imagine it. Suddenyl the thread would be more famous and peole would say something like "I break a swer just dying of laughter" then "I bet I could die of laughter 100 times" then suddenyl it just keeps going on and on forever. I still feel a bit weird so im not sure that ws all i needed to say. there was a pint wher my legs felt like jelly and i stood up,. then it wasfine but still was weird. I remember it started with me feeling like i was going numb. I think that's most of the things that jappend.

[Graknorke]

Spoiler: WORLDY DICKS (click to show/hide)

@vjm: don't kill yourself k?

EDIT: SCP-SAFE-J

EDIT2:

Spoiler: LET'S SEE WHO GETS WHAT THE REFRANCE (click to show/hide)

Please excuse my daughter, Ariadne Jones, for being late to school. A relentless salesman tried selling us deer repellent and I couldn't for the life of me seem to be able to use common sense or deduction without her coaching. Oh, by the way, and you'll probably piss your pants when you hear the sick twist of irony, on the way there, we hit--- yes, a deer and died temporarily, wherein we ended up in another existential plane with the dire need to debate with embodied spirits of philosophers of centuries past, about the nature of morality. Please forgive us. Sincerely, her Father: Socrates Jones

[vjmdhzgr]

Don't worry I'm about 9 hours past the point where dying of laughter might have happened.

[Itnetlolor]

This clip reminds me so much of what my siblings and I would even do had we the opportunity to use those. Nothing like some good ol' fashioned hydro boxing.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Tommy rocked, the entire clip.

[Yoink]

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Just the look of the one at the back.

Oh my gods that's amazing.


I just came in here to say how freaking hilarious Drawception is, but I'm glad I saw that. Heh.

[Itnetlolor]

Forgot that an episode of Archer did a crossover with Bob's Burgers as an opening. Somehow, imagining an Archer scene in Bob's Burgers art style made it even funnier.

[Graknorke]

This story. I'm not sure if it's funnier for its absurdity or sad because the writer genuinely thought she was the good guy in this. Either way it's probably fake because there's no way that both the guy and her were going to get away without assault charges, and therefore should be in the news but aren't.

Anyway a quick summary for brevity and also when the link gets taken down:

• Woman is at a bar.
• She gets hit on my some guy.
• She rejects him and he gets pissy about it.
• She then decides that the best way to deal with a verbal fight is to turn it into a physical one.
• They fight: She gets punched and choked and the guy gets glassed and his face split open.
• Fight gets broken up and later police arrive
• Man gets taken away in an ambulance
• Woman still tries to play the victim

It's just, someone thought that this was a good story to make up and look sympathetic? Maybe if she hadn't written in the bit where she started the fight it would, but...
Telling quality lies on the internet isn't hard and some people still manage to fail.

[Calidovi]

This story. I'm not sure if it's funnier for its absurdity or sad because the writer genuinely thought she was the good guy in this. Either way it's probably fake because there's no way that both the guy and her were going to get away without assault charges, and therefore should be in the news but aren't.

Anyway a quick summary for brevity and also when the link gets taken down:

• Woman is at a bar.
• She gets hit on my some guy.
• She rejects him and he gets pissy about it.
• She then decides that the best way to deal with a verbal fight is to turn it into a physical one.
• They fight: She gets punched and choked and the guy gets glassed and his face split open.
• Fight gets broken up and later police arrive
• Man gets taken away in an ambulance
• Woman still tries to play the victim

It's just, someone thought that this was a good story to make up and look sympathetic? Maybe if she hadn't written in the bit where she started the fight it would, but...
Telling quality lies on the internet isn't hard and some people still manage to fail.

Is drink-jitsu a new thing.

[Graknorke]

Is drink-jitsu a new thing.

Can Welshmen speak sheep? Is Prince Philip a lizard?

[Calidovi]

Is drink-jitsu a new thing.

Can Welshmen speak sheep? Is Prince Philip a lizard?

So is Welsh sheep or a separate language?