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[USEC_OFFICER]

I was playing Bioshock, and facing down a Houndini Splicer. I deftly dodged her fireballs and was filling him full of lead when she dematerialized, since Houndini Splicers are dicks who can do that. I warily look around for them to reappear, when I suddenly hear screeching behind me. It turns out that I was standing in front of an oil slick. Which was turned into a raging inferno by the Splicer's fireballs. Which they then teleported into. Needless to say I spent several seconds laughing at their stupidity before they burned to death.

[Baffler]

hehehehehehe....

[Mech#4]

You know, I didn't actually know what Mr Bones' wild ride was.
Until today.

Now, with the power of technology, you too can experience the thrills of Mr Bones' Wild Ride!

[Graknorke]

> i was only 150 years old
> i loved the UK so much
> i pray to the UK every night before bed, thanking it for the clay i've been given
> "UK is love," i say, "UK is Life"
> Argentina hears me and calls me a pendejo
> i knowings she just jealous for my devotion to the UK
> i called her a munter
> she invades me and sends me to bed
> am cryings now, and my clay hurts
> i lay in bed and it's cold
> a warmth is moving towards me
> i feel something touch me
> it's the UK
> i am so happy
> he whispers in my ear: "this is my clay"
> he grabs me with his powerful anglo hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> i'm ready
> i open my borders for the UK
> it penetrates my borders
> it hurts but I do it for the UK
> he roars a mighty roar as he fillings my borders with his soldiers
> Argentina walks in
> UK looks him in the eyes and says "it's all anglo now"
> UK leaves through my coastline
> UK is love, UK is life

[TD1]

... should I laugh, or be sickened?

[Baffler]

... should I laugh, or be sickened?

Both.

[hops]

Be lickened.

* Cinder licks

[Graknorke]

... should I laugh, or be sickened?

Yes.

And now "invade my borders" can be an innuendo that I wouldn't have thought of.

[redwallzyl]

i know people got hurt but the shear irony: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/06/28/418242817/hundreds-burned-in-taiwan-as-fire-erupts-in-water-park

[Calidovi]

> i was only 150 years old
> i loved the UK so much
> i pray to the UK every night before bed, thanking it for the clay i've been given
> "UK is love," i say, "UK is Life"
> Argentina hears me and calls me a pendejo
> i knowings she just jealous for my devotion to the UK
> i called her a munter
> she invades me and sends me to bed
> am cryings now, and my clay hurts
> i lay in bed and it's cold
> a warmth is moving towards me
> i feel something touch me
> it's the UK
> i am so happy
> he whispers in my ear: "this is my clay"
> he grabs me with his powerful anglo hands and puts me on my hands and knees
> i'm ready
> i open my borders for the UK
> it penetrates my borders
> it hurts but I do it for the UK
> he roars a mighty roar as he fillings my borders with his soldiers
> Argentina walks in
> UK looks him in the eyes and says "it's all anglo now"
> UK leaves through my coastline
> UK is love, UK is life

Is this Polandball?

[ArKFallen]

Is this Polandball?

Probably the Falkland Islands.
Why Do The UK And Argentina Hate Each Other?

[Akura]

i know people got hurt but the shear irony: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/06/28/418242817/hundreds-burned-in-taiwan-as-fire-erupts-in-water-park

I suppose that's what happens when the Fire Nation tries to build a water park.

[Loud Whispers]

i smell malvinas

[Calidovi]

Is this Polandball?

Probably the Falkland Islands.
Why Do The UK And Argentina Hate Each Other?

I mean the comic "Polandball".

[Loud Whispers]

[ebin upboats intensify]