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[Akura]

J. K. Trolling, and The Secret of Hufflepuff Weekend Get-togethers.

Spoiler: Slightly related, spoiled for content, but I'm pretty sure at some point every Hogwarts student has said... (click to show/hide)

"Goddamnit, Myrtle! I can't shit with you floating there masturbating at me!!"

Because that's what she does. That's why they call her "Moaning" Myrtle.

[Ddynamo]

I wonder how many of you can identify the narrator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXWBuoYc8SI

[a1s]

I wonder how many of you can identify the narrator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXWBuoYc8SI

Is it Mr. S. Parable?

[MagmaMcFry]

I wonder how many of you can identify the narrator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXWBuoYc8SI

It's obviously the narrator.

[Yoink]

Just had a dwarf show up at my fort named Urvad Cudgelinsight.
Now, I realise that 'cudgel' and 'insight' are intended as separate words, but the idea of him wielding a cudgel and keeping it menacingly in sight at all times was just too funny to ignore. Fortunately enough, he has some combat skills; looks like I have a new militia captain.
Just got to get him a cudgel...

Edit: Oh boy, the next migrant's name is 'Fencerider'.

[Graknorke]

Probably not entirely accurate

Those rhymes are so fire. Pretty sure I should call the fire service, but you know how it is with their budget.

[hops]

I hope there's one of a kiwibird on a white field with a grey shadowy shape cast unevenly over it, downshifting everything a few shades, which is suspiciously similar in shape to Australia.

Someone submitted the Australian flag.

[IronTomato]

Decided to try running random people's usernames through an anagram thingyummy. It was an excellent whim:

Donate yo

Caesarian Ninny Tit

A minor toot

War Chariot

A Catchy Tunneled River

[Akura]

J. K. Trolling, and The Secret of Hufflepuff Weekend Get-togethers.

Spoiler: Slightly related, spoiled for content, but I'm pretty sure at some point every Hogwarts student has said... (click to show/hide)

"Goddamnit, Myrtle! I can't shit with you floating there masturbating at me!!"

Because that's what she does. That's why they call her "Moaning" Myrtle.

And to continue this tangent...

[Reelya]

I guess this goes in the laugh thread.

The medical "profession" until recent years told parents to avoid giving their babies peanuts because that would help prevent them developing peanut allergies. So, they decided to put that advice to rigorous testing to see how effective it is, in a study of children thought to be at risk of peanut allergies.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/eating-peanuts-early-could-prevent-peanut-allergies-new-study-finds/story-fneuzlbd-1227239502487

It turns out, that 17% babies who avoided peanuts became allergic to peanuts. Whereas less than 1% of the babies that had peanuts became allergic. The average rate of the general population is about 2-3% with peanut allergies. So, the bottom line is that making your baby avoid peanuts raises the risk of peanut allergy by a factor of 20. This just shows how many gaping holes in our medical knowledge there still are.

[i2amroy]

This picture had me actually laughing aloud (which garnered me some funny looks ).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[hops]

Spoiler: Doom: Repercussions of Gravity (click to show/hide)

The original story is DOOM: Repercussions of Evil by Peter Chimaera. I just turned it into a Madlib because I thought the format and silliness is perfect for a Madlib. Enjoy! Oh, and if I'm somehow violating copyrights (which I doubt I am since this is fan-fiction) feel free to let me know and I'll take this down. I sincerely hope I'm not doing that though!

Another note: I tried to preserve the sloppy grammar of the original, since it adds to the story's charm. Enjoy the story!

Dipper Pines waited. The lights above him exorcised and investigated out of the air. There were gnomes in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Cipher were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Dipper was a space Mystery Twin for 5 years. When he was young he watched the golf cart and he said to dad "I want to be on the golf cart daddy."

Dad said "Oy vey!! You will BE eat BY gnomes"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got cursed he stopped. But now in the Mystery Shack base of the FBI he knew there were gnomes.

"This is Cipher" the radio levitated. "You must trick the gnomes!"
So Dipper gotted his Infinity Pizza rifle and blew up the mushroom.

"HE GOING TO trick US" said the gnomes

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberphylactery and he fired the rocket puppies. Dipper tackled at him and tried to roasted him down. But then the goat fell and they were trapped and not able to eat.

"No! I must kill the gnomes" he shouted

The radio said "No, Dipper. You are the gnomes"
And then Dipper was a gremoblin.

[flabort]

/tg/ figures out that you can give yourself an abortion using Iron Heart Surge

You think that's bad? Giant in the Playground Games has known that fact for at least... *checks year* letsee, this is 2015, it was 2008 when I saw it.... 7 years.

Edit: Hey, you tricked me. This link you posted is also a 2008 link!

Great Order

YOU DON'T SAY!?

So as not to entirely waste this post space:
Egad, Terror!
Retrograde
Retarder Go
And a few others that all start with "Regrade", but make no sense.

Edit:

Cafeteria's "Serene Hot-How Worm"

[Arx]

I got given a magazine's business card today, with beautiful gold(ish)-leaf printing across the top reading "go Find yourself". I've been flashing this card at people all day, covering the magazine name, and they've unilaterally misread 'find' as something else beginning with an 'f'.

[Tawa]

-snip-
Now, my laughter:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I want whatever he's smoking.