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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1836929 times)

Graknorke

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #960 on: December 23, 2014, 09:25:04 pm »

This one's little long.
Ooh, that's a good one. Not sure I get the ending though.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #961 on: December 23, 2014, 09:55:01 pm »

I fed the Wikipedia plot summary of Macbeth through Google Translate on Korean, Vietnamese, Traditional Chinese, and Japanese.

End result:
Spoiler: Tragedy of Macbeth (click to show/hide)

+1 Asian Macbeth.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #963 on: December 24, 2014, 12:49:56 pm »

Brother and I flipping through the channels this morning, come upon Caillou. It's some christmas special and the kid's getting a tour of the post office for some reason.

Brother: what kind of neighborhood does he live in that people just show how they do their jobs to random kids?
Me: An educational neighborhood.
Brother: I mean, seriously who does it?
Me: It has to be Mr. Roger's neighborhood. Think about it. He goes out to people who work there all the time and shows how they work.
Brother: He has to go out of the neighborhood to do that. There are like no other humans living there
Me: That's because Mr. Rogers is a Daedric Prince and the neighborhood is his little plane of Oblivion.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #964 on: December 24, 2014, 01:01:18 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #965 on: December 24, 2014, 02:17:02 pm »

I fed something else through several East Asian languates.
Spoiler: Lord of Rings (click to show/hide)

I need to do this more often.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #966 on: December 24, 2014, 03:24:25 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #967 on: December 24, 2014, 04:55:29 pm »

Brother and I flipping through the channels this morning, come upon Caillou. It's some christmas special and the kid's getting a tour of the post office for some reason.

Brother: what kind of neighborhood does he live in that people just show how they do their jobs to random kids?
Me: An educational neighborhood.
Brother: I mean, seriously who does it?
Me: It has to be Mr. Roger's neighborhood. Think about it. He goes out to people who work there all the time and shows how they work.
Brother: He has to go out of the neighborhood to do that. There are like no other humans living there
Me: That's because Mr. Rogers is a Daedric Prince and the neighborhood is his little plane of Oblivion.
There's others like that. Bear in the Big Blue House, Dora, Elmo...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #968 on: December 24, 2014, 05:17:26 pm »

Had to wrap a present for my friend, but I got an idea.
A terrible idea.
A Satanic idea.
"TO: [his name] FROM: SATAN [pentagrams, upside-down cross]". I drew horns on all the jolly Santas on the wrapping paper, and colored their eyes red.
Merry Christmas.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #969 on: December 24, 2014, 05:21:03 pm »

Had to wrap a present for my friend, but I got an idea.
A terrible idea.
A Satanic idea.
"TO: [his name] FROM: SATAN [pentagrams, upside-down cross]". I drew horns on all the jolly Santas on the wrapping paper, and colored their eyes red.
Merry Christmas.
A great idea.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #970 on: December 24, 2014, 07:18:58 pm »

Hahah, good one Pheonix.
So, playing Pheonix Wright Trilogy for 3DS, and poor detective gumshoe...
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Had to wrap a present for my friend, but I got an idea.
A terrible idea.
A Satanic idea.
"TO: [his name] FROM: SATAN [pentagrams, upside-down cross]". I drew horns on all the jolly Santas on the wrapping paper, and colored their eyes red.
Merry Christmas.
I bet you missed one or two Santas.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #972 on: December 25, 2014, 10:02:34 pm »

Ok, now I think I've done it.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #973 on: December 26, 2014, 12:08:30 am »

What?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Cannibalism and murder
« Reply #974 on: December 26, 2014, 12:27:27 am »

My parents got a nice expensive wine wine for Christmas and no one could find a cork screw so I got to watch my father try every household truck to getting it open from putting a screw in and pulling it out with a hammer to using a hanger to hook the bottom and pull it out
He failed at least 10 times, chipped the glass rim at the top and put so many cork chips inside the wine bottle that he had to use a coffee filter to get them all out before they all drank.
Was funny
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