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[Itnetlolor]

Looking around the forgotten beast archives for some inspiration to do some art, I came across this beast of beauty.

http://brianmacintosh.com/beasts/view.php?beast=25

Been laughing for a good 5 minutes. I need to grow up.

[pisskop]

Some cussing . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbqA6o8_WC0

But think of the kids!

[Tawa]

-oopsnip-

[TD1]

Careful, Taw.

There is at least one Forumite who believes the same.

[Tawa]

wat was that m8

* Tawarochir hangs his head in shame and flees

[TD1]

*Casts banish Taw*



And thus, the Great Sarutaw flees before Dwarfalf.

[Aedel]

Spoiler: This is the most Texan thing i've ever read. (click to show/hide)

[ggamer]

Spoiler: This is the most Texan thing i've ever read. (click to show/hide)

dude I unironically say that sometimes

Everybody hates the south until they realize that almost none of us are really bigots and we're basically like Canada with more homeless people and booze

FUCK YEAH GURRRJA YEEEEAAHHHWWW

[TD1]

Heh, were I to live anywhere in America it would be in the South.

[RedKing]

Hey, I'm a Southerner and I'm an assh---

oh, nevermind.


So, we have a Help Desk in India which is notoriously bad. To the point that numerous clients have complained about it. I was discussing this with our organization head, and she said "Well, there is a plan to fix some of that. VIP support is being rerouted to a desk which isn't as offshored."

"Oh wow, so it's a US-based desk?"

"Well.....it's a little offshored."

"Canada? Mexico?"

"Umm...Bulgaria."

And all I can think of is this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[TD1]

I'd like the south, but so far as I'm aware it's fairly hot in most places. I don't do heat. Much prefer to be cold than hot.

I think (Think. Not living in or around the area, this is pure rumour/hearsay.) that the south is more focused on family values, and there are a few places with a similar climate to Britain.

[Graknorke]

"Well.....it's a little offshored."

"Canada? Mexico?"

"Umm...Bulgaria."

But there's not even a direct naval route from the USA to Bulgaria.
Someone is having you on.

[RedKing]

I'd like the south, but so far as I'm aware it's fairly hot in most places. I don't do heat. Much prefer to be cold than hot.

I think (Think. Not living in or around the area, this is pure rumour/hearsay.) that the south is more focused on family values, and there are a few places with a similar climate to Britain.

Less "family values" and more "tradition". Even fucked-up traditions.

[Lyeos]

Heh, were I to live anywhere in America it would be in the South.

But then you would be in the same region of America as myself.
And that would be bad. For you.

Even fucked-up traditions.

Care to elaborate?

[Tawa]

DwArfY, get your head out of Eagleland. This is the USA.