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[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Wait, how?

Had the long sword in my left hand and was holding back handed
Blocked the attack with my spatha and I guess I just swung back with the long sword on accident

[Orange Wizard]

That's quite impressive.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

That's quite impressive.

What part
Hitting myself in the head or getting my extremely shy girlfriend to larp?

[ggamer]

last night me and some buddies were getting low-key fucked up and I saw a guy I haven't seen in like five years

so I'm running on about eight beers (Fat Tire, not the pussy shit), and I take a shotgun shell and throw it at someone screaming "CQC!" and my old friend immidiately jumped up and screamed "SNAKE REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC"

And then I looked at him and he screams "LIQUID" and i'm like "BROTHER" and that's how I destroyed shadow moses island

[IronTomato]

That's quite impressive.

What part
Hitting myself in the head or getting my extremely shy girlfriend to larp?

Both, in my book. You're really a very lucky man. Boy?  Whatever, I can't remember your age.

Also, I didn't know what you meant at first, and I thought that you had an actual swordfight with your girlfriend, which was confusing.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Ya, we sat there with steel swords attacking each other
The back of my head is cut open and my left arm is gone
She's missing her right hand though

entirely kidding

[FearfulJesuit]

Spoiler: Euphoria Ahead (click to show/hide)

[werty892]

Went to imgur to post a thing, ended up finding this instead.
4chan is now not only a hacker but is involved in the industry of illegal firearms. Will his crimes ever cease?

Spoiler: The future of gun. (click to show/hide)

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

And Bonobos fight with their penises. Which is unsurprising, really. If a box was put in the jungle every other type of primate would fight over it. Bonobos would have sex over it.

And with it.

If the dominant species on the planet was bonobos instead of humans, I can't help but suspect there'd be no wars or anything. There'd instead be huge orgies.

'We're under siege! They're waving their penises at us!'
'My god... Men! Get your penises out! We need to show them!'
*three months later*
'OK, it looks like they're preparing an orgy. Sally forth, soldiers!'

[tahujdt]

Took a look at the laughable study that Anita Sarkeesian always comes back to for her "evidence" that video games cause misogyny, or whatever it's supposed to be..

Spoiler: Some humorous thoughts (click to show/hide)

First of all, the testing pool was obscenely small. That wasn't the only obscene thing, though. For the test, subjects would play one of a number of videogames. The 'evidence' was that subjects who played an, um, "adult entertainment" game would pick up on sexual references slightly faster than those who hadn't. Now, this fails to take into account that test subjects who didn't storm out immediately after being informed that they would be playing a porno game would be more likely to pick up on sexual references anyway. And that's not even starting on the whole "subject/object" thing, which is slightly less hilarious.

[McDonald]

Spoiler: Most American thing ever (click to show/hide)

[Graknorke]

Went to imgur to post a thing, ended up finding this instead.
4chan is now not only a hacker but is involved in the industry of illegal firearms. Will his crimes ever cease?

Spoiler: The future of gun. (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Get quikscoped nerd (click to show/hide)

EDIT: IRC shenanigans

0[20:58] <Remalle> Oh man I just had a great idea for a Rtba D-List Batman Villain character
[21:00] <__Wymar__> The Canadian
[21:03] <Remalle> other way
[21:03] <Remalle> The Mexican
[21:03] <Remalle> He's crossed the border illegally and is now working without a green card
[21:03] <__Wymar__> That's racist.
[21:04] <Remalle> And the GCPD and the Bat-family treat him as the worst criminal around
[21:04] <Remalle> Literally worse than the Joker
[21:04] <Remalle> And all he does is try and make an honest living for himself
[21:11] <Octobomb> And he had a green card
[21:11] <Octobomb> But admin screwed it up
[21:11] <Octobomb> And now he's waiting for a replacement
[21:11] * Red (RedWarrior@tzywi-367-63.rovernet.mtu.edu) Quit ( Ping timeout: 245 seconds )
[21:12] <Solymr> thats for the second arc

[Wolfhunter107]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ervtik_7jYQ
ARMAGAYDDON

[ggamer]

Ponyz in the Hood makes me want Eazy Sparkle AU where Twilight Sparkle is a hardcore motherfucker

"Ey ma'

Today I figured I'd test the bitch down the road, see if he keep 'is shit as well as he should. He don't, it's my shit now. Thing is, you ain't supposed to test the shit you sell, feel? 'Else when some bitch ass pony try an' come an' take it, yo' shit just get's taken.

Your homeboy
Eazy Sparkle"

[Gentlefish]

That's actually well made.