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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4200 on: May 14, 2016, 05:54:24 pm »

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My Dark Apostle is basically finished. His base is drying as I type, so he'll be mounted soon. I intend to add some chains or something to his shoulders though. It's not really visible at this angle but both his shoulders have some gnarlyness from where I was cutting and gluing his arms. The Crozius one needed tons of adjusting to fit and I wound up slicing bits off after painting it.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4201 on: May 14, 2016, 05:56:33 pm »

Wait, isn't it canon that humans, back when they were still literal mon keigh, were tampered with specifically to make the Universe more harvestable? Granted this was oldcron pariah fluff, and they were talking about soul harvesting and not so much biomass harvesting, but it's a similar principle

And we all know the true masters of the 40k universe are rats

40k rats > ripper swarms
40k rats > baneblades
40k rats > demons

How many rats do you think scurry around the golden throne? I bet there's one snoopin around the Emperor's eye sockets, he shall be the golden rat
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4202 on: May 15, 2016, 01:05:29 am »

Every day 1000 rats are sacrificed to the golden rat to keep the
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4203 on: May 15, 2016, 02:40:57 am »

I'm picturing rats with obligatory augmetic eyes and replacement limbs.

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Gorgeous. Did you free-hand the Khorne Emblems on those skulls or are they raised up for you to paint on?
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4204 on: May 15, 2016, 02:45:12 am »

I'm picturing rats with obligatory augmetic eyes and replacement limbs.

"The writings of the Magos say nothing about augmented rats being tech-heresy! Am I wrong, Dude?"

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4205 on: May 15, 2016, 03:47:43 am »

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Gorgeous. Did you free-hand the Khrone Emblems on those skulls or are they raised up for you to paint on?

The middle skull has a shallow Khorne icon groove in it's surface, the others are just smooth skulls. A mix of drybrushing and washing gave  me a reasonably defined icon on the skull.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4206 on: May 16, 2016, 03:27:47 am »

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My Dark Apostle is basically finished. His base is drying as I type, so he'll be mounted soon. I intend to add some chains or something to his shoulders though. It's not really visible at this angle but both his shoulders have some gnarlyness from where I was cutting and gluing his arms. The Crozius one needed tons of adjusting to fit and I wound up slicing bits off after painting it.

...Is he actually wearing pauldrons but no shirt? That's the most ridiculously macho thing ever.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4207 on: May 16, 2016, 03:37:19 am »

My PUNY SHOULDERS must be as BUFF as my PECS so I can PROPERLY SPILL BLOOD FOR KHORNE

with NOSEBLEEDS from ANIME FEMALES when I walk into the GYM
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4208 on: May 16, 2016, 09:26:21 am »

My PUNY SHOULDERS must be as BUFF as my PECS so I can PROPERLY SPILL BLOOD FOR KHORNE

with NOSEBLEEDS from ANIME FEMALES when I walk into the GYM
Well, he cares not from whom the blood is spilt....
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4209 on: May 16, 2016, 09:37:19 am »

I like using the AoS Khorne guys to make characters because of the semi-armoured look. They look like something off an old metal album cover.  :D

EDIT: I'm rethinking my Rough Riders ideas. Bretonnians are impossible to get in any number now, so I'm thinking of doing a chaos version instead.

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This also has the advantage of being far easier to do, which will save me a lot of time across 98 or so conversions.

EDIT2: In a moment of boredom I decided to write some homebrew rules for a Renegades and Heretics version of Death Korps Death Riders. http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showsinglepost.php?p=20785722&postcount=113
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4210 on: May 19, 2016, 01:58:42 am »

Ok I have to ask.

Is the excuse the games make as to why there are no female space marines as BS as I remember?

Last I remembered it, it requires some sort of hormone therapy that females couldn't go through (because their bodies couldn't take it).

I know the real reason mind you (so they wouldn't have to make female models), but I am just wondering the official reason.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4211 on: May 19, 2016, 02:00:04 am »

Space Marines are watered down Primarchs, who are watered down Emperors, and the Emperor is male.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4212 on: May 19, 2016, 02:02:37 am »

Space Marines are watered down Primarchs, who are watered down Emperors, and the Emperor is male.

And women are watered down men! of course!

:P Gender Identity made of stone it seems.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4213 on: May 19, 2016, 02:04:05 am »

also because this would be the approximate difference so if you're looking for stylistic differences you wouldn't really find any

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #4214 on: May 19, 2016, 02:07:04 am »

also because this would be the approximate difference so if you're looking for stylistic differences you wouldn't really find any

Yes... but why even invent an excuse?

Heck if they look exactly the same why not just say that Space Marines can be male or female? Or even just say their armor is co-ed?

I am mostly trying to remember the excuse they made in the first place.
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