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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9090 on: September 18, 2017, 12:09:02 pm »

Bah clearly the best place to be is to make a deal with that Necron Lord who is still all those living beings to keep them in stasis. Hire on as his janitor and live comfortably in safety from anything and everything. Occasionally dust off Some Space Marines and you are set.
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9091 on: September 18, 2017, 12:57:05 pm »

...What is the Inquisition's stance on seeking employment as a xenos's janitor?
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9092 on: September 18, 2017, 03:39:33 pm »

...What is the Inquisition's stance on seeking employment as a xenos's janitor?
Heresy.
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9093 on: September 18, 2017, 06:13:39 pm »

Hell, being forced into being a xeno's janitor at gunpoint is considered heresy, let alone voluntarily applying for the job.
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9094 on: September 18, 2017, 06:35:58 pm »

"The difference between treachery and heresy is ignorance."

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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9095 on: September 19, 2017, 12:01:37 am »

Posting to watch, I'd like to see how people can justify actually caring about this universe where there seems to be no hope, everything is absolutely shitty and all the factions are almost equally evil.

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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9096 on: September 19, 2017, 12:16:27 am »

Posting to watch, I'd like to see how people can justify actually caring about this universe where there seems to be no hope, everything is absolutely shitty and all the factions are almost equally evil.
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9097 on: September 19, 2017, 12:18:04 am »

Posting to watch, I'd like to see how people can justify actually caring about this universe where there seems to be no hope, everything is absolutely shitty and all the factions are almost equally evil.
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9098 on: September 19, 2017, 12:30:17 am »

Posting to watch, I'd like to see how people can justify actually caring about this universe where there seems to be no hope, everything is absolutely shitty and all the factions are almost equally evil.
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9099 on: September 19, 2017, 12:32:22 am »

Posting to watch, I'd like to see how people can justify actually caring about this universe where there seems to be no hope, everything is absolutely shitty and all the factions are almost equally evil.
Think of the average Imperial Guardsmen. He's been drafted from his planet into a giant cathedral in space, given some cardboard and a flashlight, and dropped on an alien planet, to fight magical super soldiers, giant bugs, or sick twisted murder-fuckers. The question posed is "Why does he stand and fight? Why not run, or cower, or join the enemy, or end his own life?"
Think of the average American in WW2. Why would he join the fight against the Nazi menace? Not just to serve his country, and to enact his duty, but to protect his family, to give them a life free from fascism. Take that logic, and scale it up to a galactic level. A guardsman isn't just standing between an Ork and his family; he's standing between that Ork and his entire species. Each second of humanity's continued existence has a carefully calculated cost, paid in the lives of Guardsmen.
The average Guardsman has only a glimmer of hope, and that can be enough. They might not miss, they might wound, they might dodge that explosion, they might make it through, they might come out on top, and give the trillions or quadrillions of other humans another moment of life. Don't forget, the only reason the Horus Heresy didn't succeed was because a single guardsman stood up to a demigod of war and hate, and took a blow for his Emperor, his God, but not before landing a single blow that enabled the Emperor to kill his favorite son. Each Guardsman who falls is Ollanius Pius on Horus's ship during those climactic moments, dying so that his Empire and Emperor could have but another moment to make things right.

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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9100 on: September 19, 2017, 12:46:20 am »

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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9101 on: September 19, 2017, 12:47:34 am »

Posting to watch, I'd like to see how people can justify actually caring about this universe where there seems to be no hope, everything is absolutely shitty and all the factions are almost equally evil.

I want to draw extra attention to this part and point out that not only is there no hope, one of the main big bad super demon destroyers of the universe is literally literally the god of Hope.

And that is my favourite thing about 40k.

Also not all factions are equally evil. You can always bet on the Taurus guys who not only are resistant to Chaos but also don't want to exterminate absolutely everything not them, only most of the things. Unfortunately for you humans are notd on their approved species list.
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9102 on: September 19, 2017, 12:54:19 am »

I mean, would you put humanity on that approved list?
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9103 on: September 19, 2017, 12:54:52 am »

I want to draw extra attention to this part and point out that not only is there no hope, one of the main big bad super demon destroyers of the universe is literally literally the god of Hope.
Yeah, the problem is that with him your hope is at best false, since he's totally going to screw with you just for the laughs, since all of them basically amount to insane manifestations of 4chan.

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I mean, would you put humanity on that approved list?
Considering it's the only good faction, they should.
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Re: WH40K thread: No Such Thing As A Free Bolter, But Heresy's Everywhere!
« Reply #9104 on: September 19, 2017, 04:28:13 am »

Posting to watch, I'd like to see how people can justify actually caring about this universe where there seems to be no hope, everything is absolutely shitty and all the factions are almost equally evil.

I want to draw extra attention to this part and point out that not only is there no hope, one of the main big bad super demon destroyers of the universe is literally literally the god of Hope.

And that is my favourite thing about 40k.

Also not all factions are equally evil. You can always bet on the Taurus guys who not only are resistant to Chaos but also don't want to exterminate absolutely everything not them, only most of the things. Unfortunately for you humans are notd on their approved species list.

Who are the Taurus? I've never heard of such bovine xenon. The only peeps I can think of with resistance to chaos are modified humans and the tau, if you meant the tau they do have at least a decent number of our favorite squishy, oily bipedal apes fighting for them, unless GW's done some major retcon that I'm not aware of?
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