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[Egan_BW]

or you could go find a blank to handcuff to yourself and never worry about those assholes ever again

[MrRoboto75]

How does abbadon fight off those challenges with no arms

[Taricus]

Creed intervenes on his behalf.

[Xantalos]

How does abbadon fight off those challenges with no arms

He's become very adept at kicking things in the dick.

[spazyak]

How does abbadon fight off those challenges with no arms

He's become very adept at kicking things in the dick.

Better send in the sisters of battle.

[Tack]

Rumours say that Abaddon is now primarch-sized- that his next model is looking to be Guilly-scale.
Which could be intriguing.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Also I pose a question. You find out you have 5 minutes to pick a choas god to serve otherwise your whole planet gets nom'd by nids. The patron choas god you pick will save your planet at the cost of turning it into a choas world aligned with their sphere. Which do you pick?

Same as my normal Chaos alignment question: Slaanesh.

Proceed to party to death while killing corpse-slaves to dance music. Khornates are so boring. Violence and skulls, how gauche. One cannot paint a masterpiece with a single shade.

Nurgle is even more boring and birdbrain is out because I don't care for having random ironic trolling fall on me because Kalos finally witnessed a future path where Tzeentch outdoes the Emperor in sports betting.

So with all other candidates eliminated, let's rock, baby.

[Trekkin]

Also I pose a question. You find out you have 5 minutes to pick a choas god to serve otherwise your whole planet gets nom'd by nids. The patron choas god you pick will save your planet at the cost of turning it into a choas world aligned with their sphere. Which do you pick?

I'd definitely have to pick Tzeentch. The other three doom their followers to violent death, excessive hedonism, or an admittedly comfortable decay into nothingness, but Tzeentch at least offers possibility, albeit little else.

Besides, he embodies the will to change one's fate. What better gift to give a whole planet of otherwise doomed people than a future they could conceivably control?

[Kot]

He embodies change, and that means all change.
Which means, he's as likely to grant you his help, as he is likely to work against you or just simply abandon you. Khorne might abandon you because you turn out to be too weak, Slannesh might abandon you because you're not as interesting as his new fetish of fucking itself with a powered chainsword and Nurgle loves you so much that abandonment is the least of your worries, but Tzzentch just fucks with you for lolz. He is, ultimately, the "Troll" God.
So yeah, he'd make you into allmighty bird deamon to fight off the Tyranids, just to take it away once you're in middle of the swarm, just to see your face, or you might as well give yourself to him, only to realize that there's a fucking STEHL REHN coming to fuck Tyranids sideways and Tzzentch is laughing his ass off because you just became a Chaos thingthatshallnotbenamed for nothing.

The only reasonable solution is to be faithful to your Emperor, and hope that His Angels will come, the Imperial Navy will viral-bomb the hive-fleet or maybe at least Sanguinor or Legion of the Damned will come, or something. Better chances than allying any of the Chaos gods.

Alternatively, prepare yourself to die in glorious battle with Tyranids, as the Emperor intended.

This man knows what's up.

[Xantalos]

Y'all dumb for relying on the gods, the solution here is to get access to a space craft and GTFO. The planet gets eaten, but there's tons of those things and humans only get one life.

[Arx]

Khorne enslaves you to your lusts. Slaanesh enslaves you to your lusts. Nurgle "preserves" you while destroying everything you are. Tzeentch might drive you insane, but at least you feel like yourself up until the point you die.

[Egan_BW]

"Yourself" now being an insane birdman?

[Tack]

The solution here is to get access to a space craft and GTFO. The planet gets eaten, but there's tons of those things and humans only get one life.

* You have been bitten by a genestealer

[Xantalos]

The solution here is to get access to a space craft and GTFO. The planet gets eaten, but there's tons of those things and humans only get one life.

* You have been bitten by a genestealer

Well hey, then I get arguably one of the better existences in 40k as a first-generation thrall of a patriarch. I'll be dead long before the cult comes to fruition on a new world or its existence is uncovered by imperial authorities.

[Teneb]

You're all missing the obvious solution to the problem: paint yourself green and Waaagh! until you summon Gork, or possibly Mork, to krump the nids.