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[Ghazkull]

*rips off mask*

*gasp*

"Planetary Governor Pareyus?!"

"That's right! He used his privilege and influence to stage a mock rebellion, to draw the Imperial Guard here so he could harvest souls from the conflict to complete his Chaos ritual."

"Pppppreeetttttyyyyyy sneaky Pareyus."

"And I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you darn Adeptus!"

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23.5.765.M41
Report on Mystery Inquisition

To Lord Inquisitor Staffont Linnea,
It may concern you in your investigations that an Interrogator and her retinue have made significant progress in establishing the truth behind the Black Sun anomaly, that it is advisable to continue further observing them lest they cost us everything we have worked to achieve. Attached is the profile of the Interrogator's team. They are not to be underestimated.

Special Weapons Officer Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
Considered a potential prodigy in the Schola Progenium, Shaggy's excellent physical and academic prowess was let down by a developing obscura addiction which saw his standards of discipline and rigour drop precipitously. Dishonourably expelled from the Schola Progenium, Shaggy was enlisted in the 12th Redemption Brigade, where he learnt how to operate special weapons in conjunction with local criminal elements. Notable for having survived 43 recorded execution attempts by Commissars, twenty five hours inside an Ork Warcamp disguised as a grot, exposing a genestealer cult operating in an upper hive casino - Shaggy was recruited by the Interrogator after he was arrested by local Arbites for trading lasgun cells for "snacks."

Unit 5C00B "Scooby"
Possessing a rare personality failure of cyber-canine units, Unit 5C00B went missing during a firefight between Hive Marno Arbites and the Rogue Falcon Cartel, having unexpectedly run away from enemy fire. Deemed a defective, cowardly unit, local Arbites devoted some time to recovering the cyber-mastiff, as although defective it remained a highly potent and expensive unit worthy of retrieval. The disappearance of Unit 5C00B coincides with Shaggy's acquisition of a "Scooby Dooby Doo," the two have been inseparable since, observed running away from the enemy together. It is probable this is the same unit.

Should I do more?

Yes please, this is awesome

[pisskop]

Don't you have a blind dwarf to run?  :p

[Loud Whispers]

Don't you have a blind dwarf to run?  :p

Cog's stuck in the middle of a glitchy ocean. It's taking days of irl time to move him manually over the ocean. I haven't had much time to resume him cos of recent life developments, but my one regret is that I haven't been able to resume Cog ;(

[Xantalos]

Don't you have a blind dwarf to run?  :p

Cog's stuck in the middle of a glitchy ocean. It's taking days of irl time to move him manually over the ocean. I haven't had much time to resume him cos of recent life developments, but my one regret is that I haven't been able to resume Cog ;(

I remember having that happen at one point with a DF character - I eventually resorted to temporarily modding in the ability to fly so that I wouldn't have to inevitably die in an insta-glacier. Mayhaps that might be a solution to your woes?

[Grim Portent]

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This amused me.

[LordPorkins]

For Scooby Doo: Inquisition Incorporated, Fred should totally be a blank. I mean, how many times has his complete obliviousness to what's going on saved him, or his weirdly amazing luck. Got eaten by a monster? Monster is allergic to blondes and spits him out. Gets hit by a magic spell? The spell just so happens to be ineffective vs Fratboys.

Velma would be a techpriest. No real explanation needed

Daphne... would be a Callidus. Think about it. She gets used as a bait almost as much as Shag and Scoob, and her disguises actually work.

[spazyak]

New Text to speech episode!
https://youtu.be/1sjawxV-ZKA

[smjjames]

For Scooby Doo: Inquisition Incorporated, Fred should totally be a blank. I mean, how many times has his complete obliviousness to what's going on saved him, or his weirdly amazing luck. Got eaten by a monster? Monster is allergic to blondes and spits him out. Gets hit by a magic spell? The spell just so happens to be ineffective vs Fratboys.

Velma would be a techpriest. No real explanation needed

Daphne... would be a Callidus. Think about it. She gets used as a bait almost as much as Shag and Scoob, and her disguises actually work.

Daphine is basically used as a 'damsel in distress trope', which is sometimes subverted, but not often.

[LordPorkins]

Precisely. And if this is in the grimdark 40kverse, that damsel will snap your neck when you aren't looking

[Egan_BW]

between the recent tts and agp updates, whaok canon is advancing quite nicely~

[Tack]

Ooh, also Kill Teams just got announced.

Although i’m a bit hesitant to buy it seeing as I tumbled headlong into SWA.

[Teneb]

So uh... there's going to be an Age of Sigmar card game? And it looks to be a physical and digital (though apparently only for mobile because reasons)?

[LordBaal]

Seems like a completely Magic ripoff, which if nicely done could be a good thing and interesting. Too bad is about Age of Shitmar and not the good old Fantasy Battles.

[Andres]

Shitting on Age of Sigmar is a dead meme. Not as dead as shitting on Ultramarines but still pretty dead.

[LordBaal]

Right now I have very little indulgences in my life and generally I lag behind cultural references like a year or so. Please don't take that away from me!

Has anyone here played Relics of War Gladious? What I did during my lunch break was seeing a gameplay video and it seems kinda... bland... but with great potential if the community gives good feedback and the developer expands and updates the game.