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[spazyak]

I never knew how much I wanted something till now.

[Akura]

Velma isn’t cyborgified enough to be a technomage. Then again, it’s pretty watered down for everybody except Scooby who seems to have stopped several notches ago.

She's an Inquisitor, not a tech-priest. Also, is Daphne supposed to be Order of the Valorous Heart? I think black is supposed to translate as purple in comic color. Scooby can't be entirely mechanical, can he?

[nenjin]

No he'd still have some of an organic stoner dog brain still. Otherwise it'd be heresy, and he's too loveable to mindscrub.

[smjjames]

Velma isn’t cyborgified enough to be a technomage. Then again, it’s pretty watered down for everybody except Scooby who seems to have stopped several notches ago.

She's an Inquisitor, not a tech-priest. Also, is Daphne supposed to be Order of the Valorous Heart? I think black is supposed to translate as purple in comic color. Scooby can't be entirely mechanical, can he?

Tech-priest or technomage would be more fitting her being a tech geek.

[Yoink]

Haha the nerd is a tech-priest

I never knew how much I wanted something till now.

Agreed.

[smjjames]

And I guess Shaggy is a normal footsoldier in the Imperial army in that? I suppose he could have been whatever passes for a scout unit.

[Yoink]

I would have picked him for the scum class, but I guess he could make it in the Imperial Guard as long as his superiors were cool with his lho habit.

[nenjin]

Obscura more like.

Also he constantly gets in trouble with Munitorium Quartermasters for taking extra rations for Cyber-Scooby's "Remeperor Snacks REE HEE HEE HEE."

[Kot]

After the unmasking they just shoot them anyway, for wasting Inqusition time on fake heresies.

Good moral for the children too, don't pretend you're Emperor's enemies, or someone might get badly hurt.

[Grim Portent]

I imagine a 40k version of Scooby Doo wouldn't ever get around to the unmasking.

Costumed guy jumps out at them: WoOoOoOo! Leave this place!
Fredstartes: DAEMON! DIE FOUL FIEND!

Bolter fire proceeds to rip costumed buffoon into meaty chunks, remains are then doused in sanctified promethium.

[Kot]

And then they proceed to Exterminatus the planet, because they never knew the costumed guy was just costumed.

[nenjin]

*rips off mask*

*gasp*

"Planetary Governor Pareyus?!"

"That's right! He used his privilege and influence to stage a mock rebellion, to draw the Imperial Guard here so he could harvest souls from the conflict to complete his Chaos ritual."

"Pppppreeetttttyyyyyy sneaky Pareyus."

"And I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you darn Adeptus!"

[LordBaal]

Groxi groxi dooo...

[Loud Whispers]

*rips off mask*

*gasp*

"Planetary Governor Pareyus?!"

"That's right! He used his privilege and influence to stage a mock rebellion, to draw the Imperial Guard here so he could harvest souls from the conflict to complete his Chaos ritual."

"Pppppreeetttttyyyyyy sneaky Pareyus."

"And I'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you darn Adeptus!"

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23.5.765.M41
Report on Mystery Inquisition

To Lord Inquisitor Staffont Linnea,
It may concern you in your investigations that an Interrogator and her retinue have made significant progress in establishing the truth behind the Black Sun anomaly, that it is advisable to continue further observing them lest they cost us everything we have worked to achieve. Attached is the profile of the Interrogator's team. They are not to be underestimated.

Special Weapons Officer Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
Considered a potential prodigy in the Schola Progenium, Shaggy's excellent physical and academic prowess was let down by a developing obscura addiction which saw his standards of discipline and rigour drop precipitously. Dishonourably expelled from the Schola Progenium, Shaggy was enlisted in the 12th Redemption Brigade, where he learnt how to operate special weapons in conjunction with local criminal elements. Notable for having survived 43 recorded execution attempts by Commissars, twenty five hours inside an Ork Warcamp disguised as a grot, exposing a genestealer cult operating in an upper hive casino - Shaggy was recruited by the Interrogator after he was arrested by local Arbites for trading lasgun cells for "snacks."

Unit 5C00B "Scooby"
Possessing a rare personality failure of cyber-canine units, Unit 5C00B went missing during a firefight between Hive Marno Arbites and the Rogue Falcon Cartel, having unexpectedly run away from enemy fire. Deemed a defective, cowardly unit, local Arbites devoted some time to recovering the cyber-mastiff, as although defective it remained a highly potent and expensive unit worthy of retrieval. The disappearance of Unit 5C00B coincides with Shaggy's acquisition of a "Scooby Dooby Doo," the two have been inseparable since, observed running away from the enemy together. It is probable this is the same unit.

Should I do more?

[redwallzyl]

So I discovered The All Guardsmen Party and subsequently devoured the whole thing. It was good, that is all.