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Total Members Voted: 41

[ironsnake345]

((Oldschool Mackdaddy Coal. I like.))

((Hate to break it to you, but I think Oldskool Mackdaddy Coal is about to get wasted.))


((My personal favorite was how Mr. Fantastic translates into mista muthafuckin dunkadelic. I laughed for entirely too long at that one.))

[FallacyofUrist]

((I'll bet you a priority waitlist spot in my RTD that Oldschool Mackdaddy Coal survives this apocalypse, even after becoming human again.))

[H4zardZ1]

((Let's try compare that huge, huge dragon with a normal star size.......))

[FallacyofUrist]

((... answer: Time Stop. Plane Shift.))
((Or just Prismatic Sphere around it and hope for the best...))

[H4zardZ1]

((Or just Prismatic Sphere around it and hope for the best...))

((1. Encase a (very powerful) summon in a prismatic sphere
2. Fight with someone with tons of shardas
3.
4. Profit))

[NAV]

"Well, looks like this is it. Save yourselves. I'm staying right here, spent too long on this island to leave it like that."
James says a prayer to the Duck, asking it to wake up and defend itself and its inhabitants. He shouts this prayer with as loud as he can, through his enchanted megaphone, and using his dragonbreath power. Not just to make the Duck hear, but to make all the other Duck Island's inhabitants hear in the hope they join in. Use all my shards for the prayer.

Then James transforms his cube into a coffin and gets in. It requires an opposed luck roll to destroy, no matter the strength of the attack, remember?

He makes a call to his loyal follower Grundar.
"Grundar! Save yourself, leave through the nearest portal. But before you do, I want you to get some seeds from the Tree, and a branch too. If I don't make it, plant those on the other side for me and David, alright?"

Assuming I have time for a spell, which I might not, just preemtively heal myself from whatever might happen. Again, and a third time.

[ironsnake345]

"Well, looks like this is it. Save yourselves. I'm staying right here, spent too long on this island to leave it like that."
James says a prayer to the Duck, asking it to wake up and defend itself and its inhabitants. He shouts this prayer with as loud as he can, through his enchanted megaphone, and using his dragonbreath power. Not just to make the Duck hear, but to make all the other Duck Island's inhabitants hear in the hope they join in. Use all my shards for the prayer.

Then James transforms his cube into a coffin and gets in. It requires an opposed luck roll to destroy, no matter the strength of the attack, remember?

He makes a call to his loyal follower Grundar.
"Grundar! Save yourself, leave through the nearest portal. But before you do, I want you to get some seeds from the Tree, and a branch too. If I don't make it, plant those on the other side for me and David, alright?"

((No! I wanted you to survive! you're my favorite character!))

[star2wars3]

"Well, looks like this is it. Save yourselves. I'm staying right here, spent too long on this island to leave it like that."
James says a prayer to the Duck, asking it to wake up and defend itself and its inhabitants. He shouts this prayer with as loud as he can, through his enchanted megaphone, and using his dragonbreath power. Not just to make the Duck hear, but to make all the other Duck Island's inhabitants hear in the hope they join in. Use all my shards for the prayer.

Then James transforms his cube into a coffin and gets in. It requires an opposed luck roll to destroy, no matter the strength of the attack, remember?

He makes a call to his loyal follower Grundar.
"Grundar! Save yourself, leave through the nearest portal. But before you do, I want you to get some seeds from the Tree, and a branch too. If I don't make it, plant those on the other side for me and David, alright?"

((No! I wanted you to survive! you're my favorite character!))

((Don't worry about it. I owe James a favor so worst case scenario I move him to safety forcefully in order to save his life. Granted my method of moving you may not be the safest so I recommend coming through the portal now))

[DreamerGhost]

Oh Gizoogle, you make even the most bleak things amusing.

I never knew it translated "Heart" into "Ass".

[Whisperling]

..

[Sarrak]

((Well... Shit. And I have no time to write now...))

[thegamemaster1234]

((Hurray! Now we have two souls attempting Operation: Planet Awakening! Except James isn't trying to sacrifice himself to the greater powers to do so. Oh well. Have a great time in that coffin after the atmosphere blows out. Dr. Ransom would be proud (please please PLEASE tell me that coffin was trying to be a C.S. Lewis' Space Trilogy reference!!!).))

[ironsnake345]

Oh Gizoogle, you make even the most bleak things amusing.

I never knew it translated "Heart" into "Ass".

((I think there's a bit of a historical in-joke with that. It turns out, the shape commonly called a heart was not originally based on the shape of the human heart, but on the shape of a woman's buttocks while bending over in the doggystyle position. Thus, hearts are little asses.))

[DreamerGhost]

Oh Gizoogle, you make even the most bleak things amusing.

I never knew it translated "Heart" into "Ass".

((I think there's a bit of a historical in-joke with that. It turns out, the shape commonly called a heart was not originally based on the shape of the human heart, but on the shape of a woman's buttocks while bending over in the doggystyle position. Thus, hearts are little asses.))

((A diferent theory is that there was a plant that acted as efective contaceptive whose leaves were shaped like that. Either way, it only makes the joke more funny.))

"Well, looks like this is it. Save yourselves. I'm staying right here, spent too long on this island to leave it like that."
James says a prayer to the Duck, asking it to wake up and defend itself and its inhabitants. He shouts this prayer with as loud as he can, through his enchanted megaphone, and using his dragonbreath power. Not just to make the Duck hear, but to make all the other Duck Island's inhabitants hear in the hope they join in. Use all my shards for the prayer.

Then James transforms his cube into a coffin and gets in. It requires an opposed luck roll to destroy, no matter the strength of the attack, remember?

He makes a call to his loyal follower Grundar.
"Grundar! Save yourself, leave through the nearest portal. But before you do, I want you to get some seeds from the Tree, and a branch too. If I don't make it, plant those on the other side for me and David, alright?"

Assuming I have time for a spell, which I might not, just preemtively heal myself from whatever might happen. Again, and a third time.

I never wrote down any coffin in your inventory, possibly an oversight on my part. Could you find where it came from?

[NAV]

I'm trying to transform the omnicube into a coffin, or something similar to hide in. It will probably be a tight fit.