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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Name:
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

You are a part of no organization in particular and have just docked your ship on a floating wreck with only superficial damage to check on the crew and loot the ship and any surviving crew for all they're worth.  What is your name and what do you do now?

Spoiler: Mechanics (click to show/hide)

This is a suggestion game, so a turn will be posted after bolded actions are posted.  Graphics will be boosted when I have more time and access to a tablet.

Health determines how long until you die.  Stamina is spent to boost your initiative.  The blowtorch allows for breaking through baracades and can serve as a melee weapon.  The datapad interfaces with computers and hack doors.  The laser pistol kills stuff.  Lignum Shots boost health at a cost of stamina.  Crystalized Kol boosts stamina at a cost of making the character hallucinate.

[LordBucket]

What is your name and what do you do now?

Bob. Use scanners and drones to investigate the ship before boarding.

[Playergamer]

Leeroy Jenkins.

((I believe I just answered both questions, but, ok.)

As soon as we dock, blowtorch our way in.

[nearlyNonexistent]

Leeroy Jenkins.

((I believe I just answered both questions, but, ok.)

As soon as we dock, blowtorch our way in.

Heavily seconded.

[adwarf]

Leeroy Jenkins.

((I believe I just answered both questions, but, ok.)

As soon as we dock, blowtorch our way in.

+1

[~Neri]

What is your name and what do you do now?

Bob. Use scanners and drones to investigate the ship before boarding.

Safety first. +1.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I feel I should note you're already on the ship.

[Lyeos]

Leeroy Jenkins.

((I believe I just answered both questions, but, ok.)

As soon as we dock, blowtorch our way in.

+1

+1, but shout our name as we do so.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Leeroy Jenkins.

((I believe I just answered both questions, but, ok.)

As soon as we dock, blowtorch our way in.

+1

+1, but shout our name as we do so.

+1

[ShadowHammer]

Leeroy Jenkins.

((I believe I just answered both questions, but, ok.)

As soon as we dock, blowtorch our way in.

+1

+1, but shout our name as we do so.

+1

+1

I feel I should note you're already on the ship.

Since we're already in the ship, blowtorch through the nearest wall.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Millionth
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

After burning your name into the wall, you cut a hole through i-oh god that is a huge space.  Light from the corridor isn't even making a dent in that darkness.  How big is this ship?  Something that large doesn't match up with the scans...
...
...
...there is going to be sooooo much loot here...

[Lyeos]

Run in, yelling Leeroy Jenkins!

[Prophet]

Run in, yelling Leeroy Jenkins!

I don't know why i'm agreeing with this but +1

[~Neri]

... Can we Please not get ourselves killed? We all remember what happened to daddy Leeroy, and grampa Leeroy, and great grandpa Leeroy, and great great grandpa Leeroy, and pretty much every Leeroy in our long family history. Lets not get Leeroy the fourteen millionth killed okay?

[Lyeos]

We didn't die this time, so chances are, the one time we don't do it, we'll die.